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no i remember i told u a million tines shit sounds like it could be the best thing EVAAAAAR * wherein evars capsed as heck but also that no matter how awesome it might be its probly gonna advance all the schemes of "her condescension" Right. But if we can stop her? part of me doesnt even want to give her the satsfaction of startin up at all like if we didnt wuolndt that wreck her shit just so hiliariously??? so many olols I must be hard of counting, because I'm barely racking up a single goddamn o-laugh-out-loud at that self-defeating gesture. no but it would and for all we know starting it up is playing right in her claws.... could be a trap waintin for jane the moment she enters if i stop her from playing maybe i could at leat give her a CHANCE at a future But there is no future on Earth for them. Or for us, for that matter. dunno that for a fact but anywaaaayyyy i kinda already made this bogus file for her What? Why? 2 scare the shit out of her make her learn to fear an respect the fuckin hag like she should then maybe we can drop this whole in game meetup slash reserection idea all 2 geth sweet tho it may bey Rox. I hope you're not thinking about sending her one of your batshit ~ATH scripts. on thas sobject i am miss zuipperpips Miss Zuipperpips? The amount of sense you haven't been making is un-fucking-real. Just go take a nap. And don't even think about sending her that file. Are you listening? hnnn i will take what u say underd serisous advicement..., *WONK* ~_? Jesus. dirk when did you stop bein any fun What? it use to be youd get a kick out off a slunt like that *stunt Man, you know I'm down with insane stunts. Insane stunts are practically all I'm all about. As long as I actually AGREE with the purpose they're intended to serve. Destroying Jane's computer and dissuading her from playing is not such a purpose. betcha ur responder would agree w me why cant your be more like him I am more like him. i mean MOAAAR like him You just mispelled "more", causing me to suddenly understand jack everything. hes more in touch with his feelins which just makes me L my FA off since hes a bobot *robob **bobob and he can actually loosen up sometimes kinda like u used to could I used to could? for 1 thing he doesnt insta shootdown a bip of frisky rp shenans now n then ;) Yeah... I kind of wish you wouldn't do that with him. why the f not It just seems a little tawdry and disrespectful. And vaguely exploitative of a still-emergent cognitive entity, whose perceptional frame of reference is difficult for us to comprehend. oh come on hes cool a guy just liek you its just he lives in some shades It rubs me the wrong way, is all. ohhhh do uuuuuu... WANT me 2 rub you the right way ;D Not really. zzz muh youre over blowin this its just an ironic funny thing we do some times come on im sure you read the transcripts urself its all alot of jokestery buiishit He blocks me from being able to read transcripts sometimes. oh wow he does? sneaky bastart And anyway, I'm really not sure how ironic it is. ok next time i will run it by the MASTAR first with his fancy fuckin ironimeter Ok, here's the thing with the AR, since you still don't seem to get it. He's very similar to me in thought process and behavior, yes. But those patterns were imported from a thirteen year old version of my psyche, and then sealed into the program as starting parameters. In the years since, we've both evolved somewhat. I, as humans tend to, and he, in whatever way is natural for a frequently running, self-aware application. So if there are differences between us, they're first reflected by what I feel is a maturity gap, and then further by several years of minor behavioral divergences. omg... hes 13yo dirk why did than not occur to me that is so cute and makes me feel kinda skeevy 4 sayin anything lascivious @ him dammit you ruin everything! You're welcome. Yo, you guys realize I can hear you, right? pfffffhahaha Yes, I was aware. Check out all these complicated fucking problems people have when they have to live in big lumbering fleshmonsters instead of a sweet pair of shades. Dude, do you think you could sit this one out for a while? This conversation practically doesn't even concern you at this point. It seems there is some gnarly crooked number that represents the percentage of probability you just said this doesn't concern me. Even though it's patently obvious that half the conversation, like, way totally concerns me. Shit, Roxy look. He's doing the thing where he ironically pretends to fail the Turing test to sass me into submission. Even though I was the one who fucking programmed him to do that. ell emm eff ayy OFF~~!~ like my butt is juts there on the floor is how hard i elled it off just now (Not peekin' at the floor butt cause I'm only 13 years old, motherfuckers.) This is fuckin' dumb. I'm going to leave both of you to interact however you want. I have important shit to deal with and actual responsibilities to take seriously. Roxy, go nap off y…
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