Roxy: Answer.
Roxy. Awake yet? Guess not. Let me know. whoaa damn hey dirk hada crazy dream There you are. But I see your dream self hasn't returned. You must be tying one the fuck on tight already. mybe i am like a bow of ribbone on a beiuetuifiul ponny Man, how can you be this much drunker than last time we talked? What the hell are you even drinking? ok but 2 b fair *beiuetuifiul was an intentional typo 4 ur benefit cuz i kno you loves tha po's It's a beiuet. so you spyin on me in derse ville again?? Yeah. fuckin perv like what you see there? ;) I see precisely jack shit and a side of fuckall. That's the point. You got too sauced up and went rogue again. You're out there in your weird drifting stupor, independent of your waking self's awareness. you gonna go after me again get on your hornse galloop me home like prince charming back to swoon kingdong *OOOMG blushblushbluh No. In thinking it over, it's sort of a relief. Simplifies things somewhat. It's better you stay out there for a while. There's been a problem. whatd you do now Ok, I fucked up. I kind of made a mess here, and I'm not sure what to do about it yet. ??> No need for you to worry about it for now. I'll figure something out. Until then I'm just going to prepare for our session, while I think it over. zzzzzz what a surprise another mysfery for you to keep to yourself an overly cerebralize snooorre hey lets talk about something cool instead like the dream i had Ok. first i had some ordinary boring dreams that i dont remember but then i dreamed that i woke up from the drema and things got way bright and surreal and i saw someone i think it was supposed to be my daughter Why do you think that? you know those dreams where u just know someones suppose to be someone No. ok well regulgar people have those im pretty sure all the time Are you thinking it was prophetic? Like a glimpse of the future? i dunno Because that's not really how the abyss works. It's not Skaia, and we aren't Prospit dreamers. There's nothing like that out in the abyss. If you drift far enough, there is only horror. Terrible, terrible horror. ok but im not sayin it was a futuredream! it was just a glimple and it felt real and all im saying is it was a cool dream that i wish was real * glimpse Well, maybe it was. Maybe there's no fanciful game-supplied mechanism of prognostication involved here, and you're just an ordinary, run of the mill psychic. I guess that's possible. hey dick *dirk whaaaat do u think it would be like if we had kids What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. no i mean what would they be like th kids u ever think about it? Can't really say I have. you know for an eccantric guy you can be boring as fuck sometimes Sorry, Rox. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody. shuuuucks buster its just a fun lil hyphothetical to daydream about why you need to suck the fun out of shit like some turd hungry dracula its not like im lobbyin for you to hook me up with a whole mess of fuckin babbies or thats im holding on to any such delsusion thats even a remote possibility..... le siiiiiign..//// Le sign? yes le sign you heard me Do you mean * le sigh? hmm nup ima stickin with le sign goign down with the shit *shi[p the S.S. LE SIGN, starring cap'n rolal What does le sign actually mean in this context? oh come on Come on what? LE SIGN IS UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOT TO MEAN TOO BAD HES GAY YOU DELIBERABLY OBTUSE DUNDERFUCK I mean, yeah, that's what I thought. It would just be cool if you'd refrain from tossing about such antediluvian terms. antediulivan waht me sayin ur gay u mean Yes. ok but terminology aside i dont think im off base! I don't see how it has to be a thing. i rly think its an actual thing bro Once upon a time, sure. But the world has changed a lot. Ever peek in a history book between your wizardly indulgences? This is a nuanced topic. man i know about the histories just believe me its a thig How is it a thing? its a thing beaucase if it wasnt a thing then u wouldnt be all like........... All like what? well wantin nothing to do w me 4 starties Don't be ridiculous. I have more to do with you than any dude could possibly bargain for. And I like it just fine. what a totatly lame + sweet answer simultaneouslay <3 Yeah. Now maybe we should direct our focus on a matter which has nothing at all to do with what does or doesn't qualify as "a thing", or what our fantasy alt-universe offspring would be like, or anything like that. Such as this game, and whether you're in the best condition to be piloting Jane's connection. Maybe you could use another nap? my condidions just fine and anyway what aint gonna get slept offis the fact that i still dont think we should be touchin this bs witch game w a 20 foot 3dent we both know her plans need us to I know that. But I thought we settled this. its still so frustrating tellin jane about the dangers and even if shes being…
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