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I guess I should find all that ominous. But I cannot lie, sir. Nothing you have said has made me one iota less excited to begin this adventure! Those dastardly agents can try to assassinate me all they like. I just want to get started! That's the most awesome way to be, Jane. And it is again why you will be our leader. (Sort of.) Right. Still fixing to pull the strings for us, per your extensive puppet metaphor? Pulling them as we speak. I am having Lil Seb install a real copy of the client on another computer in your house. A clean computer, not any of this BCCorp garbage you tend to accumulate. I'll have to insist from this point onward, you employ neutral devices. That shit fucks with your head. Hrm. Alrighty, I think I can make that concession. Once it's installed, I'll connect with you. I will be your server player. I know this isn't what you were hoping for, but some improvisation is in order. While you get the ball rolling, I'll try to talk some sense into that mercurial boozehound. Sounds like a plan. I do hope she comes around. It would be a bummer to play without her. She will. Say, do I even have any machines that survived the explosion besides this one? Do you even have any machines that don't inundate you with fucking Hamburger Helper ads and Guy Fieri's heinous propaganda? I guess not. :p Still, some nice things were surely destroyed. I think Detective Pony was caught in the blast. It's unlikely Acorn survived. :'( A fitting end to a life of moral compromise. So, since I'm apparently out of "neutral devices," Which computer is Seb installing the file on? On your dad's computer downstairs. One in the study.
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