Jane: Empty sylladex.
Well, what immediately catches my attention is this enormous book. I wonder how it squares with your size restriction? wut book My Unabridged Sassacre's! It's a very rare edition, and a precious family heirloom, so I don't know if it would make an ideal candidate for the journey. no no r u kidding that shit is perfect should be just the right size like big but just barkley not too big But what if it gets damaged! pshhhhh itll be set fire Oh! Silly me, what was I even worried about! errr ahahaha man * sent ** fine That wasn't even a Freudian slip. Doctor Freud just tripped over an errant phallus, tumbled down a flight of stairs, and broke his neck. And then his cigar exploded comically in his face. ffffFROLOFL jane ur funy (omg still lolig @ that word boner i made ooomg) It was spectacular. but 4 real i wont set ur fuckin joke book on fire jane it doesnt even do that even if it goes the worst kinds of wrog Couldn't we send Wise Guy instead? At least it can be easily replaced. jane ? jaaanae HM?? FUCK wise guy ist would be SO LAME ass a giguinea pig book goddam who m i kidding i dont even no how to spell giguinea pig whilst sober coud be sober as a churchchrist and lookat it..... giunae.... guinea... idk shit looks intrinsnically fucked typographically speakin sooo FUCK that wrod and FUCK those parcicultar pigs No, I reject your proposal that we "fuck" Wise Guy, whatever that actually means, or for that matter, the spelling of any adorable rodents named after African nations. jane are u being a tightass again I don't... think so? we talked about this About what? about you benig a tightass I am not being a tightass! janey it seems 2 me that there is a (MATHS) % chance of you bein a huge tightass are u bein a huge tightass on me jane Oh god dammit. Take the book! What do I care!!! yessss thast the spirpit now u are believin w petrol I fail to see what offering up a priceless book for your wildly capricious science experiment has to do with my resolution to be less stingy with my beliefs, but alright. haha will u relax abt the book im only just teasing cause theres like practically a 100 percant chance this wont wonk like alwasy * wort work like always sooooo ready/ Yes, let's just get on with it.
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