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kay then what do you want me 2 say for you to autobelieve in Hmm. Everything, I guess. I'd like to get completely up to speed, if possible. yeah but im pretty sure i already said everything want me to just sayit all again..... Some reiteration certainly couldn't hurt. But this time I won't work so hard to sift the fantastical from the plausible. so like stuffs i said about my mom or Sure. ok well fors tarters she really is the notable author u know Oh, I know that! That was always something I had no trouble believing, considering the public documentation even reclusive celebrities receive. And frankly, the family resemblance is obvious. yup Anyway, it would be disingenuous if I found your relation far fetched, since we're all apparently related to noteworthy people. It's just one of those funny things. true dat then what else can i talk about like her occolt majyyks and stuff because i dont know a whole lot about the mayjjykks besides th fact that theyre all real as shit can get Maybe we should start at the very beginning. ok but the begninning was a hecka long time a go Do you remember around when we first started talking? y And you claimed you were the one making my pumpkins disappear? hahAHA *aha y :3 You later proceeded to try to prove to me that what you were saying was true. But none of your attempts thereafter would ever bear any fruit, pardon the pun. k but it aint pardoned because a pumpkin aint even a fruit its a big orange porch thing for holloween numbnuts Yes, I know what pumpkins are. It was a joke, silly. What I'm trying to say is, in thinking back to those days, when you couldn't verify your claims, it made me think the whole thing was a big ruse. And I think this unfortunately began a pattern of mistrust. It was always hard to rule out the possibility that you could be joking about other things as well. yeah but its not my fault i mean appeafrification tech is notoriously unreliable remember i xplained this i cant just always appearify stuff from you any time i want i can only take stuff im "allowed" 2 which is pmuch random like stuff that by takin id be messing up the time line cause that stuff is supposed to be there and serve some funciton it hasnt served yet so most of the time if i try all i get is slime on my end but pumpins 4 some reason are a lil easier to take i dunno why like they are specifically and arbitrorily unhinged from spacetime is spooooko *ky I couldn't begin to explain the science behind such a technology either. But I guess the important thing is, regardless of how or why it works, this is a story you continue to stand by? That is, you are still taking credit for the mysterious disappearance of all those pumpkins I grew years ago? f yeah i so gonked your gaurds jane ... Did you gank them when my gourd was down? * yes * yes i did exectly that snatched ur patch sucka!!!!!! hehe Very well! Then I believe that is what happened. That's all I am trying to say here. so ok u believe that now what?? Now... nothing, really. You may continue to tell me anything you would like with the confidence that I won't doubt you. So by all means, go ahead! ok gotit so jane whas tit feel like 2 get stabbed by a bab guy Oh, come on! huh That is a question! yeah so It's not any sort of revelation, or statement for me to take at face value. Dadburn it. This isn't that difficult! And for the record, it's not great. whats not GETTING STABBED BY A BAD GUY. IT ISN'T ALL THAT PEACHY. yeah i bet musta suuuucked or dream sucked idk So, you're not in the mood to tell me things? no i am im psyched about u wanting to believe me and all but part of me still feels like i should prove it like i tried to once it was just frustratin i mean im a sciestist i should be able 2 prove my shit like subject my claims to the fuckin madrigogs Um... Madrigogs? *mad rigors u know what i mean??? Yeah, I understand. i mean trust between friends is sweet and everything but i dont know if i wanta be the repipient of like a butt load of pity believins It's not about pity! It's more like a gesture I'm trying to make. Or maybe that's not quite right. It has more to do with setting things right for myself than making it up to you. Does that make sense? ............. Shoot, I'm doing such a terrible job explaining this! :( (patiently sips bev rage) The bottom line is, I WANT to believe the things you say now. That's all you need to know! ok thats good i want that 2 buuuuuuut i still wanna prove it irregardlessly!!!!!!!` *Shudders uncontrollably at "word" usage.* whoops sry * still WANT TO prove it irregaurdlesally ^ all fixed tght as fuck so u down for one last try Sure! k lets get busay what you want 2c me disappearify
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