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gutsyGumshoe [GG] began bothering tipsyGnostalgic [TG] at 1:11 Heyyy. Ahem. Ro-Lal? oopos sry was havin important chats Oh? With whom? w yet anather ineligible fuckin bachelor who elfe i have to talk 2 Yeah. Um... which one, precisely? di stri insmufferable prick mf'r extroariadinnere *lol wow *extradinner *heheh yum If the chats and surplus dinners were truly important, I wouldn't want to interrupt. tchhhh of course not jus the usual bs chats with u always get precedance anyways unless this is more of u givin me shit about not believing me on all my sick tru facts Actually, That's what I wanted to talk to you about. i c go on.......... You see, I was just the target of another assassination attempt. @@@ fuck*!!! Two, in fact! One here in the real world, as I attempted to retrieve the mail. Luckily it was thwarted by a certain cat who shall remain nameless. hehehe oh man god cat bbf *good *bff *no wait *god wuz right fuckit *both spellins r true But in the process of being rescued from the explosion, I was knocked unconscious. And in my dream, there was another assassination attempt. This one I believe was successful! uhoh I'm becoming convinced that our "dream selves" are being picked off by violent hooligans. shit hooliginas * ... * yes but i think u mean batterwitch thugs Perhaps. The one who accosted me was a knife-wielding lunatic. And it's reasonable to deduce the same forces were responsible for Jake's death on Prospit as well. It looks like we are in the clutches of an actual caper. A real life mystery! Which under different circumstances would be quite exciting. But the truth is, I think we are all in great danger! well fuck i guess its time to take this shit up to RED ALART to where its been for like fuckin ever jane Yeah, yeah. :p But that wasn't all there was to the dream. Shortly before I was stabbed, I had a rather long gander at Skaia. a gander u say Yes. how good a gander I would say a pretty substantial gander. ok and during this totaly massive gander u snagged what did you see I saw things in the clouds. things Yes. Things. wut things Things happening in the future, I think. Many events pertaining to us. All of us, and other people I didn't recognize. It was a bit overwhelming. It made me feel small. Insignificant, relative to whatever it is we're about to involve ourselves with. And honestly... It made me feel pretty foolish too. foolish why foofish *sdjhf I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take. Or to think I could ever rule anything out. I have a feeling that whatever I saw, it means you've been telling the truth all along. About everything. And I'm starting to feel like a complete idiot for doubting you. aw man :( I've been one great big horse's caboose, and I think you're owed an apology. Do you think you can forgive me? jane damn ur makin me feel like shit here Why? uuuun eh no reason just uh hey did u dl the game file i sent yet I did. And at this point, I guess I have no choice but to use it. I guess you were a step ahead of me yet again. why Because the one in the mail detonated in my most recent assassination attempt. WHAT of fuck those HACKS the old explobing game trick woh would stoup to such lowbrow shegnannagings like that *somany sweet typos :B that witch just mafes me FUCKINK FRUIOUS sometites Hoo hoo! The tactic was quite underhanded, yes. yeaaah uh so what were we talking about again soory im just worked up ovr it I don't blame you. Where we were, by my estimation, was a place wherein I was about to awkwardly attempt to swallow a helping of humble pie. To somehow make it up to you for my years of stubborn mistrust. hey jane wasnt that a bunch a splip infinitives... Hm? *split to awkwardly attemt to somehow make it up ! Oh!!! lul so busted Oh gosh, what a doofus. You see?? I clearly don't have all the answers! I really had some nerve challenging anyone, on practically any subject. dont beat urself up too bad we both know that rule is bullshit anyway you hold yourself to too high a standard and those standards kinda leak out and start gettin applied to other people i guess sometimes you really dont have to apologize janey or eat humble pip or anything all youve got to do is maybe not be such a huge tightass all the time That's fair. But I would still like to make a gesture. Even if it's one partially motivated by self interest, seeing as I clearly have much to learn. ? I would like to give you a free pass for a day. It is good for twenty-four solid hours of absolute credulity from your best friend. ........ :B ok waitin 4 u to say wtf youre exacly talkin about It means that starting now, whatever you tell me, I will have to believe you. I promise! o rly Yes. ooooooooooh................ Um, Are you there? Ro??? (shh) (thisis a dramantic pause calm ur tits) Oh. Hmm. Exactly how dramatic are we talking, here? Shall I go retrieve a magazine? RLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL…
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