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SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME TO HIT THE FUCKING ROAD THEN HOW DO WE MAKE THIS THING GO ANYWAY. DOES IT HAVE ROCKETS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW ABOUT?? Maybe it does. I'm not sure. But one good push in the right direction should be all we need. i can help with that! sollux do you think you can lend me a hand? huh? theyll need the biggest push we can give them 0h. yeah sure. WHAT, SO JUST ONE "PUSH" IS GOING TO LAST THREE YEARS? LET ALONE OUTRUN JACK?? BULLSHIT. calm down kk, it sh0uld be fine. y0u won't sl0w down. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT? Troll Isaac Newton told him. OK, WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT. IN THE MEANTIME WE SHOULD SET UP SOME SORT OF CHECKPOINT PERIMETER AROUND THE DEAD MAYOR GUY. JUST SO GAMZEE DOESN'T TRY TO HOARD HIS BODY OR CHOP OFF HIS HEAD. what is he the mayor of anyway it kinda looks like he just made that sash himself HE'S THE DULY ELECTED MAYOR OF THE FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE FACTORY, AND HE JUST CUT THE RIBBON TO A BRAND NEW MUSEUM FULL OF PRICELESS SHUT THE FUCK UP. ok you guys can keep arguing if you like but im going to send you on your way now then after you leave i should be able to buy you a little more time HOW'S THAT? when jack comes ill slow him down for a while it wont be for very long but its the best i can do! That should help us greatly. Thank you, Aradia. youre welcome! are you ready sollux?
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