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SOLLUX, WHERE DID YOUR BODY GO??? hell if i kn0w. oh nooo :( WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT JUST A FUCKING MINUTE, WHERE'S... SHIT VRISKA'S BODY IS GONE TOO! wait shes dead too 3R... you guys are so messed up WHERE ARE THEY? DID ANYONE SEE WHAT HAPPENED?? DAMMIT, WHEN THE FUCK WILL I LEARN NOT TO TURN MY BACK ON THE BODIES. HOLD ON OH NO, WHERE'S GAMZEE He Took Them Look At The Trails OHHHH FUCK NO, FUCK NO, FUCK THAT CORPSE HOARDING SACK OF HORRIBLE GARBAGE. wait has the juggalo troll been giving you guys fits like this or something like this is a thing like a pattern NICE GUESS SHIT HEAD! oh man one of you has got to sit me down and tell me what actually happened here it all just sounds fuckin amazing in sort of the stupidest way possible i mean like personal tragedies notwithstanding YEAH, HE DOES THIS HE SORT OF COLLECTS BODIES AND DECAPITATES THEM AND STUFF STICKS THEM IN BIG SCIENCE JARS, FOR SOME REASON?? Im Pretty Sure He Kisses Them Too Sometimes NO NO NO I'M NOT LISTENING TO SHIT LIKE THAT, I DIDN'T EVEN HEAR THAT. IT'S LIKE YOU KNOW HOW EVERY NOW AND THEN YOUR LUSUS WILL BRING SOME RANDOM ASS DEAD ANIMAL BACK TO YOUR HIVE FOR NO FUCKING REASON AND THEY DON'T EVER STOP DOING THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL IT'S LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN not really oh wait against all odds i sorta do mine actually did do that once YES, THERE YOU GO. when i was really young he made this stupid leather bib for me out of a goddamn horse for the ironies obviously Was that the one you mentioned had a pink heart on it? yeah Hmm. what It's just that with the clarity afforded by my new abilities, it occurred to me just now that dead horse was likely the beautiful pet pony my mother gave me recently. It was crushed to death by your newborn ass. You bastard. well shit thats a hell of a mystery no one thought was a mystery and didnt even really need solving but damn if it didnt just get solved so nice work Thanks. KANAYA WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
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