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im not letting either of you run this file on your shitty brainwashy propaganda helmets or anything else u got to wear to run tis my one condition Fair enough. When i get back from my errand ill situate myself at the trusty old husktop. Acceptable? ys Then you have decided to play in spite of your reservations? i dunno i guess Bravo! dont all bravo @ me man youre just bravoing a big ass shrug i mean maybe i have every reason to want to play it im actually dying to play it ok i mean you believe me right about the bad shit that could hapen Of course i do. What sort of friend would i be if not? ok well dont say that to jabe *n She has her ways. I believe they are not incongruous with those of an intelligent and discerning young woman. ahh CHRIST waht a geneltman *fixfix i mean god daaaaaaaaamn Heh. I guess. but thats the thing with you you belvieve in people and also the things they tell you jane never believed my crap never any of my warnings about the baroness didnt believe any of the stuff about my mom and so on and so on and soon til after awhile i just stopped even trying to convince her hard or bring up any crazy shit because u know doing a lot of songs and dances to convince somebody who thinks youre jush shitting them all the time kind of wears on a friendship and who even needs that but you believe in stuff probbly because the more crazy fake shit you believe in the more open the world gets and the more chance there is for adventures being real right Right o! If a man believes hard enough in imaginary things then i dare say that makes them slightly less fake! yeah exaxly what im talkin about *exsexily *wonk *wink its one of those things jane likes about u so much It is? which errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr im not supposed to talk about 2 u evr so nm Talk about what? nope You mean how um... Well a way in which i suppose... no nope Jane is prone to looking upon me with what i fathom to be more than just friendly affection? nope nope nope nope nope nope hey look who didnt say nothin about that why it is this silly fuckin drunk girl over here Its a tricky issue. And you know i adore jane and please dont think i havent given some thought to... Well that angle on our relationship i guess. ooof jake jake no please this is a conversation that cant happen cause i started it and i blew it by saying stuff so u have to foroget it * 4get it Oh. Yeah i can see the dilemma this causes for your friendship with her. Ill drop it. whew ok ont this topic i am now an forever miss zupperlips * zupperlups * ziperlups sjkhfskjf * MISS ZUIPPERPIPS fuck k this is me 4 futref ZIIIIIIIP ^+++++++^ Haha oh my. Nothing is escaping that lovely ladys whistlemaker! Its shut tight as a drum!! mmmmrrmmmnnmmm Whoa wait i hope that didnt sound dirty... mrrmmrmmnnnmnmnmnmrnrmrnmmmm!!!!!! Ok but may i say this? mrm? If in the future i would like to bring up certain topics completely unsolicited by one who may be sworn to secrecy on those very matters... And im in need of i guess neutral and totally non compromising advice from a friend do you think that miss zuipperpips might unseal those scandalous metal choppers for a bit? Fuck that also sounded kinda dirty!!! God dammit. rm unzip yeah of course im totals your bee eff effsy jake i am like AT PEACE with that reality fromerly known as a raw fuckin deal for what avenues it closes betewen u and i that bein your bffsy has got to mean but yeah Wait what? i am just chill as fuck about being a pale friend to all varieties of cute and eligible as hell peeps do you see my shoulder and how it says hey friend plz deposit tears here? that is a LEGIT invite and is like sincere as fuckin BANANAS Oh. Im sure it is but i dunno how much crying im going to be doing... Probably none i think. no i know im just saying that ok im now spinning my wheels like a motherfucker but yeah the answer is yes Great! and not that im back pebbling but what about your best bro dont you get 2 talkin to him about girl troubles ever Yeaaaah... Well. Like i said the whole thing is complicated. Best not to get into it all until im ready to you know... Really start manhandling these bushel loads of prickly pears. prinkly pears The pears being the tricky subjects in question. Metaphorically. riiiight snickrz poor jake up to his neck in all the wopes * woes Nah its cool. speaking of which i heard hes making u track down his roboself to kill it or something for uranimum Sigh... and the AR disabled the novice setting??? Yes. hahahahahahhahahahshshshjsjsj *hahaha u r so fucked Oh most certainly. I was actually just getting all of my final affairs in order when you messaged me. I was to bequeath to you all my WAB posters. wab wut Weekend at bernies dammit!!!!!! oh fuck yeay im always in need of something to put under my cats shit box :( ok tell you what as an early wigglin day thing u know what ill do I still dont really get the wiggling thing but no what? ill enable the brobots novice setting again for you Wow... Thanks i think??? but that dont c…
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