Jane: Answer Lalonde.
tipsyGnostalgic [TG] began bothering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 11:24 jane hey jaaaney ansrew plz *answer jaaaaaaaaaane Omg. Overreact much? I kept you waiting for all of two seconds! Where have you been today? nowhere just chilling here when all of the sudden "All of a sudden." when all of the sudden it hits me thaf we have somethig really fuckin important to talk about This hit you just now? We made plans to get in touch early this morning, and I have seen neither hide nor hair of you all day. it hits me that jakes bday is coming up really soon just a few days before mine remembr or i guess it would be if it wasnt for the end of the world thats about to happen Oh, for Pete's sake. i just wanted your advice on what to get him something sentimental i guess? but i mean im mostly tapped out of precious heirlooms atm so idk but not like anything coming on too strong something that says this is totes platonic and everything no eyebrow raising funnybiz is goin on over here but still says you know call me if you wanna Grrr. Now I know you're joking around to get my goat. ahaha yeah the goat getting thing i mean but joking oh no i think not u dont think that if i didnt say he was off limits on account of you being my best friend i wouldnt be all the hell over that???? daaaaamn that rugged senseof adventure the delightful silly vernacular thats like weirdly and bewitchingly not self aware those adorbable teeth swoooooooooon <3 Nooooo, stop. :( well shit jane what am i even supposed to do i cant hit on anybody and appaprently i can entertain nary a frisky THOUGHT about anyboby because apparentley evrybodies OFF LIMITS!!!!! *buncha goddamn typos shit suuucks you dont even let me say your dad is hot even though we both know he way the fuck is i mean come one *one *on Yeah. Because it's weird! And you're drunk. :P correction drinking prensent tense grammar jane I don't see why you don't try to court the favor of Mr. Strider. If you ask me, he and you are perfect for each other. oh jane so naive soooo niaev Lordy. How can you be this fargone so early? It isn't even noon yet. you forget we live in very different time zones its a lot later here You're three hours ahead of me! youd would be amazed how much can happen in 3 hours Tsk. What would your mother have to say if she caught you? p sure she wouldnt give a shit i mean shes the one who stocked thegod damn liquor cabinets in the firts place i dont even think she ever had a drop in her life probably so why else is she puttin it there it was like a passive aggrassive dare for me *aggressive jut the sort of mind game she would play So even if your insane and paranoid theory happens to be true, your response is, "Screw it! Time to help myself to all this mind game booze." yuuuuuuuuuuuup pppp mcuh Groan. You are completely impossible like this. I cannot believe you chose to do this today of all days. I should have known better! Here I am waking up bright and early, waiting all day with my nose pressed against this glass for the mail to come and wondering if you'll ever log on, and all the while you are just getting blind stinking schnocker-bottomed drunk. watcha waiting for in the mail is something happening today or something &%#$@!!! The alpha! Jeez-Louise, you are hopeless. oh yeah that thing Are you at all ready to play if it comes? i guess but you sure you even want to play this thing u know its just what the batterwitch wants you to do Not this again. if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying i know what a chump looks like and you dont look like no chump i ever saw if you go thru with this ill have to add your porfile to my chump roll which is like this real actual thing i maintain intsead of being a joke is that waht you want *want The "Batterwitch" DOES NOT EXIST! It is an idiotic urban legend. How many times have I explained this? My great, great grandmother who founded the company and is accused of holding this identity would have to be almost two hundred years old if she were still alive today. The idea is such preposterous hogwash it's hardly worth dignifying with a rational response. The iconic face of the company isn't even a real person! She was fabricated long ago during the company's fledgling years. right as you know an alter ego for somethig more sinister Such cuckoobird nonsense. In any case, I don't understand the nature of this second guessing, besides chalking it up to your unwelcome inebriation. We had agreed you would play with me. You sounded excited about it! Have you even obtained your copy yet?? um heh yes "obtianed" suuure did Through your various technologically crypotgraphic means, I presume? oh you bet hacked the SHIT out of those TIGHT mainframes and all said jackpot like a BUNCH of times all those cyhpers and bobbytraps backdoor trojans and what not were no match 4 mai codez snicker :| I am quizzically narrowing my eyes trying to solve the joke you are attempting, assuming it even is one. ok jane what im saying is th…
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