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THE PASSWORD IS SEE YOU SOON OK UH I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR LACK OF RESPONSE AS TACIT VERIFICATION. ALSO THIS PRETTY MUCH HAS TO BE THE LAST CONVERSATION WE HAVE, RIGHT? YOUR TIMELINE CUTS OUT COMPLETELY IN A MINUTE OR TWO BECAUSE OF THE SCRATCH. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT UP THERE? ARE YOU HYPNOTIZED BY THE FLASHY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK. THAT'S BEEN GOING ON EVER SINCE JOHN STARTED SCRATCHING THAT BIG GODDAMN RECORD, AREN'T YOU ACCLIMATED TO IT BY NOW? HELLO???????????? HARLEY, JEGUS MOTHER OF SCREAMING FUCK. WHATEVER, I HAVE SHIT TO DO NOW. I GUESS I SHOULD BE KEEPING AN EYE IN THE SKY TOO NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT. THE BRIGHT GREEN BEACON SHOULD BE APPEARING ANY MINUTE, ASSUMING YOU ACTUALLY MANAGE TO BLOW UP THE SUN. AND THEN WELL, THEN I GUESS MAYBE WE ALL GET TO HANG OUT? WHILE MAYBE ALSO NOT BEING IN UNYIELDING MORTAL PERIL??? IT'S GETTING KIND OF OLD, FRANKLY. OK, WELL THIS IS A PRETTY CRAPPY FAREWELL, BUT I GUESS IT'LL HAVE TO DO SINCE THERE IS SOME SERIOUSLY SHOW-STOPPING SHIT TRANSPIRING UP THERE IN FUCKING OUTER SPACE. LATER JADE, I'M GOING TO GO MAKE SURE JOHN KNOWS WHAT THE HELL HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. AND IN CASE NONE OF THIS WORKS AND WE DON'T ACTUALLY GET TO MEET I GUESS I SHOULD SAY... SINCE APPARENTLY MY GUTLESS FUTURE SELF CAN'T EXPRESS HIMSELF AND NEVER GOT AROUND TO SAYING SO THUS LEAVING IT UP TO ME AS USUAL TO SAY THAT oh sorry! i was distracted OH no not by all the scratchy stuff in the sky theres something coming down... WHAT
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