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If mOtHeRfUcKiN MaGiC'S AlL We'vE EvEr kNoWn aT ThEn iT'S EaSy tO Be mIsSiN WhAt bE FuCkIn tHe hApS BuT I'M AlL ScOpIn aT MiRaClEs tHaT ArE Up iN ThE AiR GoT My sEe oN Of mIrAcLeS, tHeY'Re hErE AnD ThEy'rE ThErE I Be cHeCkIn tHe mIrAcLeS WhIlE FaLlInG DoWn sTaIrS SeEn tHe sHiT OuT A MiRaClEs tHaT ArE AlL BeInG Up aT BaSiCaLlY PrEtTy mUcH EvErYwHeRe, FuCk... OcEaNs oF FaYgO FuCkIn gLiTtEr lIkE SpAcE A FiSt fUlL Of sTaRdUsT'S WhAt's pOoFiN My fAcE A MiLlIoN HoRnS HoNkIn rAcKeTs iN PiLeS A OnE WhEeL DeViCe wHaT CaN RoCkEt iN StYlE Is sHiT ThAt wHaT I WiSh fOr BeCaUsE... (MoThErFuCkIn cHoRuS BrO) I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS Do yOu hAvE TiMe fOr mY MiRaClEs, BrOtHeR :o) Do yOu gEt yOuR NoTiCe oN Of tHe mIrAcLeS So mAnY FuCkIn mIrAcLeS, tHe mAgIc mOtHeRfUcKiN MiRaClEs HoNk. oHH, hAHA, oH YEAH, tHAT WAS, sOO STRICT, AhAhA, yEaH, bRo? mOST DEFINITELY, yOUR RHYMES, tHEY ARE RUTHLESSLY DISCIPLINARY, aND MY HEAR DUCTS HAVE BEEN NAUGHTY, i THINK, tHEY ARE NAUGHTY FOR MORE, }:) MoThErFuCk dUdE, yOu bEsT UnDeRsTaNd i gOt mOrE SlAmS In mE. ThEy bE As fOrEvEr aS My lImItLeSs fAiTh iN AlL My bElIeViNgS AnD ShIt. }:O BuT WhAt i mOtHeRfUcKiN NeEd, My bRoThEr... AsIdE Of pLoWiNg nOsE FuCkInG FiRsT InTo a bItChIn pAn oF TeNaCiOuS MuCiLaGe Is tO ChEcK OuT WhAt sLaMs yOu cAn sTiCk iN My dUcTs! yEAHHH, oH YEAH, tHESE MOST ENTIRELY CAN BE PROVIDED, tHEY CAN BE DROPPED STRAIGHT INTO THE ORIFICES YOU MENTIONED, HaHa, FuCkIn dRoP It bRo! DrOp iT LiKe yOu sPaCeD OuT AnD FoRgOt yOu wErE HoLdInG It iN ThE FiRsT MoThErFuCkIn pLaCe. yOU BROUGHT UP A PAN, uH, iN THAT LAST sTAN, zA bUT THE ONE i'M A FAN, oF iS THE PAN HANDLED PUP, a, ShIiIiIiIiIiIt. yES, sHIT, iS A LEGIT, tHING TO SAY ABOUT IT, aBOUT THE PAN WITH THE MANGRIT, oN WHOM i NOW SLAM IT, SlAm iT LiKe a fUcKiN DoOr bY AcCiDeNt oN SoMeThInG ThAt hUrTs!!! HoNkHoNkHoNkHoNkHoNk. yOU CAN'T HANDLE MY SLAMS, wELL, uNLESS WHEN YOU CAN, iN WHICH CASE, tHAT'S COOL, uH i JUST SERVE UP THE HOOPLA, tO GOAT NOSES, tHAT ARE HOOPLESS, }:o) aBOUT THE PAN, wHO'S CALLED PUPA, iN THE CASE YOU WERE CLUELESS, aBOUT THE PAN WHO CAN MAN, uP, aND IS ABLE TO STAND, uP, oN LEGS uNLIKE MINE, wHICH, aRE FUNCTIONALLY USELESS, GoD DaAaAaAaAaAaAaMn. YoU ArE DeAlIn sOmE HeArTy rEpRoAcH ToNiGhT. FlYiNg fUcKiN HiGh, MaN. HiGhEr tHaN A LaUgHsAsSiN Up oN ThE MoThErFuCkIn gRiEf tRaPeZe. HiGhEr tHaN A SuBjUgGlAtOr gEtTiN HiS WeEp oN FoR ThE VaSt hOnK I BeLiEvE In tO CoMe. hAHA, i WISH, }:) No bRo i'm sErIoUs, YoUr rHyMeS ArE FlY As tHe mOsT WiCkEd pIeCe oF ShIt a mIrAcLe eVeR ToOk iN ThE SkY. SoMeOnE ClIp tHeIr mOtHeRfUcKiN WiNgS So i sTaNd a cHaNcE! wHoOpS, i mEaN SiT A ChAnCe, FuCk... tHE ONLY THING MORE FLY THAN THE RHYMES, i'M SAYING TO EXPRESS ALL MY MALICES, iS THE ABILITY HE HAD i WISH WAS MINE, iNSTEAD OF i GUESS, THIS EXCESSIVE PARALYSIS, (lOoK OuT FoR ThE HoOk bRo!!!) GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs. If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS! bUT HIGH, iN THIS CASE, hAS DOUBLE THE MEANING, iT MEANS HE CAN FLY, pLUS DOES HIGH SELF ESTEEMING, tHAT'S TWO THINGS HE HAS, tHAT i'D RATHER WERE MINE, hIS TWO FLAPPY WINGS, aND hIS BIG HEALTHY SPINE, oOPS, tHAT'S THREE THINGS,,, GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS, gEt oFfA ThOsE WhEeLs. If mIrAcLeS ArEn't fAkE He'lL GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS! uSING MY LEAST USELESS FOOT, tO KICK IT BACK OVER TO YOU, fRIEND, ShIiIt, sLAM IT, uHH, lIKE, tHE DOOR IN THE FACE OF A CULLING DRONE, lET'S PRETEND THAT'S A REAL POSSIBILITY, aND NOT INVITATION TO AN EVEN MORE PAINFUL DEATH, jUST FOR THE SAKE OF THAT EXPRESSION, MoThErFuCk iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR! PuRe mAgIc iS AlL WhEn tHeRe bE HaTcHiN Of gRuBs I'Ve sEeN ShIt tHaT WoUlD ShOcK YoUr lOoKsTuBs I PeEpEd oN A PlAcE Of 6 tRiLlIoN HeMoS AlL Up aT OnE RoCk, BlEeDiNg aS EqUaLs It's eAsY To sEe iF YoU SeArCh aLl yOuR FeElInS ThAt pEaCe hApPeNs fIrSt, AnD MuRdEr's tHe sEqUeL It's tHe bEaUtY Of tHe cArNiVaL, tHe mAgIc's iN TeNtS FuCkIn dArKnEsS OuTsIdE, bUt tHe lIgHt mAkEs yOu wInCe JuSt tAkE My mOtHeR FuCkIn hAnD BrO PuT On yOuR ShAdEs, PuLl bAcK ThE FlAp AnD GeT OfFa tHoSe wHeElS!!! oKAY, i DID, nOW i'M ON THE FLOOR, mOTIONLESS, iN A TERRIBLE WAY, sO i GOT BACK ON THE WHEELS, iT WAS, i NICE THOUGHT THOUGH, HaHaHa fUcK MoThErFuCkIn yEaH! LeT'S TaKe tHiS NiNjA-tItTiEd BiTcH BaCk tO ThE HiVe wItH ThE ChOrUs... ToGeThEr mY MiRaClE BrOtHeR! yES, I'M AlL A FiRm bElIeVeR At tHe mIrAcLeS dO YOU HAVE TIME FOR, mY MIRACLES, rELIGIOUS FRIEND, }:) Do yOu gEt yOuR NoTiCe oN Of tHe mIrAcLeS sO MANY, uH, gRATUITOUS EXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, tHE MAGIC MOTHER, aLSO eXPLETIVE, mIRACLES, FuCk yEs, HeReS WhErE ThE SlAm tUrNs tO NoThIn bUt hOnKs... HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk HONK, FuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuCk! iT'S LESS APPROPRIATE FOR ME TO DO THE HONKS, tHAN YOU, bUT THAT WAS STILL GREAT, YeAh, BrO. yEaH!!! tHE SLAMS WERE TRULY PRIME, aND, yOUR RELIGIOUS VIEWS, tHOUGH i DON'T SHARE THEM, aRE, rEASONABLY INSPIRATIONAL, i THINK i'M IN THE PROCESS OF RELEASING AT LEAST ONE TEAR, Me tOo, BrO, yOu mOtHeR FuCkIn kNoW ThErE…
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