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i wonder if we will ever be able to start a conversation without having a ridiculous argument about the password system? IF YOU WOULD DROP THE PASSWORD SYSTEM AND LET FUTURE ME TALK TO YOU, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU AN ANSWER. SPOILER: THE ANSWER WOULD BE NO, BECAUSE THE PASSWORDS ARE RETARDED. why would i want to do that?? the only guy whos dumber than past karkat is future karkat, and vice versa! i have this on good authority from both sources I STILL THINK YOUR USE OF THE TERMS IS KIND OF ASININE, THERE REALLY IS NO PAST OR FUTURE KARKAT FROM YOUR VIEW THERE'S KARKAT WHO KNOWS LESS STUFF AND KARKAT WHO KNOWS MORE STUFF. WHY NOT JUST GATHER THE FACTS FROM THE ONE WHO'S GOT THE LOWDOWN ALREADY? I MEAN, I'D DO IT MYSELF, BUT I CAN'T STAND THE GUY. you see, that is your problem okay, one of your many, many problems... you have no patience to do things the right way, youre always just looking for the shortcut! even if doing so has brought you nothing but trouble a hundred times before it is sort of funny that the only thing standing in your way is one of your other problems, your preposterous self loathing so you cant even trust your future self to help you cheat! its like you have so many problems, they cancel each other out THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING STANDING IN MY WAY. YOUR STUPID PASSWORDS ARE ALSO STANDING IN MY WAY. IF NOT FOR THAT I COULD BE FAST TRACKING THIS TO SOLUTION CITY FOR US BOTH. exactly :D OK, WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GET ON WITH THIS "LINEAR CONVERSATION" OK? ok SO YOU GAVE ME THAT SILLY PASSWORD, AND WE ENDED OUR CONVERSATION A FEW MINUTES AGO FROM MY END AND I SCANNED AHEAD LOOKING FOR A GOOD MOMENT ON YOUR TIMELINE TO PICK IT UP AGAIN AND I NOTICE YOU WENT BACK TO SEE HER AGAIN FOR SOME REASON yes SO I'M JUST WONDERING WHY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FROG BREEDING, I THOUGHT WE WERE ON A ROLL WITH THAT yes, we still are! this little detour was related to that task. we should be nearly done. WHAT WAS SHE EVEN SAYING TO YOU, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THAT HORRIFYING GIBBERISH. i can understand her just fine! I STILL DON'T REALLY GET IT. WHY MY DENIZEN WAS SUCH A NIGHTMARE WHILE YOURS APPARENTLY GIVES YOU GUTTURAL PEP TALKS IN SOME BYZANTINE MONSTER LANGUAGE. we already talked about this echidna and i have an understanding now ;) OOH, VAGUE BULLSHIT, IT'S THE EXACT FUCKING THING I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF. well maybe if you werent in such a grumpy hurry all the time you wouldnt have killed your denizen so quickly you might have actually learned something!!!!!! HUGE UGLY MONSTERS ARE FOR KILLING, PERIOD. did you ever talk to kanaya about it? I DON'T REMEMBER, MAYBE? I'M A BUSY GUY, JADE. I TALK TO A LOT OF PEOPLE ABOUT A LOT OF STUFF, INCLUDING MYSELF. her situation was very similar to mine I THOUGHT SHE KILLED HER DENIZEN TO LIGHT THE FORGE OR SOMETHING it doesnt sound like you got the whole story or maybe you just werent listening to her :p WELL I SURE DON'T THINK IT WAS WHATEVER YOU DID AND IN ANY CASE I THOUGHT ALL THAT WAS OVER WITH WHY ARE YOU BACK, WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH FROG BREEDING? this was kanayas suggestion KANAYA'S STILL HELPING YOU? yes! im talking to her right now actually OH I SEE HER ACROSS THE ROOM, SHE'S NOT TALKING TO ANYONE ON A COMPUTER NOW. durrr, of course not, shes from a different time than you genius WHICH TIME a few hours in your future! AH, I SEE HOW IT IS. YOU WON'T TALK TO FUTURE KARKAT UNTIL I JUMP THROUGH YOUR FUCKING PASSWORD HOOPS AND BECOME HIM EVENTUALLY BUT YOU'LL TALK TO FUTURE KANAYA JUST LIKE THAT. DOUBLE STANDARD ANYBODY??? JADE SAYS YES PLEASE. you are so ridiculous, i have kanaya using the same password system as you she is just a little further ahead on my timeline is all it would be pretty hard to keep you both synced up! I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WANT SHIT SPOILED FROM THE FUTURE THOUGH. yeah, from MY future, i dont want you guys telling me the things i do before i do them because you talked to future me! but knowing a few things about your future doesnt really matter, NOT that i am going to tell you any of it, so dont ask I THINK I AM ON THE VERGE OF BECOMING A RELIGIOUS PERSON, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO TURN TO REMOVE THE AWESOME SUFFERING THAT TROLLIAN'S TEMPORAL CHAT BULLSHIT MIRACULOUSLY CONTINUES TO INFLICT ON ME. MAYBE THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS WILL COME AND TAKE MY PAIN AWAY?? OH YES, THAT SOUNDS HEAVENLY. JADE, PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO PAINT MY FACE TO OUTWARDLY REFLECT THE BEAUTY OF MY INNER AWAKENING, AND DRUB MY THINK PAN MERCILESSLY TO REDUCE MY INTELLIGENCE TO THE LEVEL NECESSARY TO SUSTAIN THESE BELIEFS. siiign, what are you even talking about? ARE WE ALMOST DONE CRAFTING THIS "MASTER PLAN"? I HAVE STUFF TO ATTEND TO HERE. MY TEAM IS FALLING APART. AND I CAN'T FIND GAMZEE ANYWHERE. I'M WORRIED HE MIGHT HAVE WANDERED OFF SOMEWHERE AND GOT HURT. aw well... youll find him I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T TELLING ME ABOUT MY FUTURE. i know, i made an exception but only one! LET'S MOVE THIS ALONG. JUST UPDATE ME ON THE FROGS, AND GIVE ME A NEW PAS…
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