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This denizen does not look asleep to me. nooope. he was wide awake when i found him. i practically crapped my pants! Well, that explains your quick death. If your denizen was anything like mine, it wouldn't have wasted much time 8efore unleashing a huge shitstorm of devast8ing monster magic. what was your denizen like? Her name was Cetus. She was this awful sea monster. Her lair was deep underground amidst a 8unch of shipwrecks. She was quite vicious and territorial. I knew I had to kill her quickly to release the hoard, 8efore she had the chance to do anything tricky. what do you mean, tricky? did she talk to you? Oh, of course. She was 8a88ling in riddles through most of the fight. I wasn't paying much attention though. I mean, what creature DOESN'T speak in 8oring riddles in this game? so, is that what you all did? kill your denizens as fast as possible, without listening to them? Yeah, pretty much. We were all pretty good players, remem8er? yes, so i've heard. Well........ Ok, I can't exactly speak for everyone. There was a lot going on, and I don't know how some people went a8out 8eating their denizens. For instance, I'm not sure how our hero of 8reath did it. May8e the monster just released the hoard for him out of pity???????? maybe he just talked to his denizen? If there was a way to avoid a tough 8attle, I'm sure he found it. It sounds like a good way to cheat yourself out of a lot of sweet xp and loot though. i dunno. you might be surprised! John, are you saying you had a nice friendly chat with this hideous, 8loodthirsty creature 8efore he killed you? yes! typheus may not be pretty to look at... but he is not a bad guy at all!
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