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it brought me inside the palace. it was huge, and it took a long time to explore. it was eerily empty too. i had that weird feeling of getting to a place in a video game you are not supposed to be yet, because you don't have the right powerups and such. you know what i mean? Not really. I'm used to taking shortcuts whenever I play games. oh, ok. so, i started getting crazy nervous the longer i was down here, and i was starting to wonder if my silly iron pogo hammer would even do any damage against the monster. *Snort.* what? Against a denizen? Of course that piece of shit isn't going to do anything. If I were you, I would have chucked it into the forge. excuse me, it is called the wrinkle fucker, and it is totally amazing. It might 8e alright if you com8ined it with something awesome. Like some cool dice, for instance. that's so absurd, like anything like that would ever even happen!!!
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