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I am piloting the moon through the Furthest Ring right now. At the moment, it's passing through a dream bubble. I am visiting your dream in person. Or, you are the one visiting me as I travel, in your sleep. If you'd rather look at it that way. ok so all those questions you asked me getting me to remember you were just stalling me werent you so i wouldnt wake up and try to stop you Not entirely. this sucks could you just please turn the thing around and come back Why? I'm already out here. Might as well go through with it. we agreed id do it though or at least you pretended to agree just before going into a major league wind up with your nap yarn A major league wind up? sports It's always been pretty sad that I seem to know more about sports than you. Which is really saying something. all im saying is no one likes a basketball hog It's probably just "ball hog." i just think you should know that in the athletic arena of competitive achievement its a widely known fact that cherry picking posers get showered in nothin but boos you dont gank the rock and steal the big mans thunder on his raucus drive to the hole Oh lord. is that the sort of ignominy you want see you didnt consider sports you never consider the sports The last thing I want to do is come between a big man's thunder and any particular hole he might prize. and yet such has been whats happened it like the tight end was going long down the yard in sudden death its me im the tight end and the quarterback sniped the fieldgoal just before the nfl buzzer went off the greedy qb is you That's not even close to being a thing in football. but instead of winning the gold sports prize you just fucking die and nobody cares and it didnt mean anything Which prize is that? the football prize You mean the most vaunted accolade associated with the gridiron, known as "Stanley's Cup?" no come on its called the bruce bombardi trophy or something for best pile squad I'll take your word for it. and even though youre dead all these fat millionaires in helmets just leap on your corpse anyway and pile up and i mean WAY up How high do they even have to be? the sport pile doesnt stop from getting taller Does the officiator have a means of measurement on hand? I wouldn't want to be crushed by a nonregulation sport pile. what do you care youll be dead like the mission thieving poser you are Poser? So not cool. yes poser it should be my torso getting pulverized by that avalanche of overpaid beefcakes and you know it I forget what we were doing exactly. Were we pursuing the hackneyed debate over who has the best claim to self sacrifice, Or seeing who can out-dumbass the other with obtuse sports lingo? there obviously stopped being a difference between those things the question is offensive almost as offensive as you stalling me while you peel out of here in your dumb moon I'm the one stalling? The moon is probably just a speck in the sky now due to your strange beefcake harangue. yeah but i dont know how to wake back up is the thing how do i wake back up I guess I could wake back you up, if you really want.
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