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this is my green slime ghost pogo ride, in all its glory. in my childhood, it was hours of fun, and hundreds of painful injuries. Hey........ This thing isn't slimy at all! What the hell. nope. I've noticed humans don't seem to keep any slime around the hive. And yet you are strangely cavalier a8out your open display of certain........ receptacles. What's the deal with that? Is it that you're just that ashamed of your secretions as a species? um. not... really? humans just don't really have much use for slime, i guess. honestly, i can't think of a single practical use for slime, other than to be gross! So 8izarre. anyway, this thing is kind of a death trap, and i haven't ridden it for years. i think my dad had it installed as one of his ridiculous ways of making a man out of me. Sure. My custodian had her ways of making me tougher too. yeah. parents, right? haha. anyway, that's my back yard. pretty damn boring, sorry. i would show you inside, but i don't think my dad would take too kindly to bringing an alien inside. or, just yet. i would need to brace him for it. That's fine. What else can you show me? i could show you around my neighborhood, if you want. Sounds gr8.
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