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so. it seems that you are, in fact, an alien. with horns and everything. huh. Yes, John. Horns and all. That totally proves I am an alien 8eyond a shadow of a dou8t! Now what do you make of these 8lank white eyes of mine? What do you think THAT could mean, hmmmmmmmm? i don't know. aliens usually have big spooky eyes, don't they? Humans have literally the dum8est extraterrestrial lore. Weren't those supposed to 8e aliens on one of your posters? haha, you mean mac and me? yeah, even i can admit that movie was indefensible. Well if you want to know, normally, we have 8right orange eyes, with gray irises. They fill in with our 8lood pigment as we get older. Also, normally I have this one goofy eye with seven pupils 8ecause I'm kind of a weirdo. 8ut I guess that's gone now that I'm dead. Not that you 8elieve me, 8ecause you just refuse to remem8er anything. i can accept that you are an alien, but come on. meeting an alien who is also a GHOST in my front yard is a bit much to believe. it is almost too awesome. So you don't remem8er anything a8out the game at all, then? The destruction of your planet? 8ringing your ancestor 8ack to life as a clown woman? Putting a huge flaming ocean out with your magical wind? Jack Noir? Dying, resurrecting, and possi8ly dying again? Is any of this tickling your sponge? hmm... nope. sounds cool though. Fuck, I cannot 8elieeeeeeeeve how cold it is on this planet. How can any species possi8ly 8e a8le to survive somewhere like this? yeah, i thought you looked pretty cold out here. so i brought you this jacket.
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