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come on knocking me out so you can steal the suicide mission god dammit that is so trite I really am sorry for that. its like heres how bad this is were are basically bruce willis and ben affleck from johns shitty crappy movie you made this even more armageddon than it already was sealing me in the air lock so i can go home to liv tyler and have the most terrible babies with her If it's any consolation, Liv Tyler came with me on the suicide mission. the bunny or the actress Which would make you feel better? you not knocking me out with a ball of fucking yarn is fucking what If I could have chosen a method of sparing your life you might have found more awesome, I would. Is there an "ironic" way to do that? this probably comes close but that doesnt make it not lame as hell Does it matter if I took some personal satisfaction seeing you fall unconscious at the gentle glance of a soft cotton globe? its cool you are so tickled by this i hope it brought you a lot of rad laughs on your way to go fucking explode ... so thats it im actually lying here on derse asleep and you went out there and blew up the sun and now youre dead and im dream chilling with your smug ghost Yes to the first part. so youre not dead Not yet. then youre dreaming what youre taking a little nap on the moon in the middle of nowhere Afraid not! I am wide awake.
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