[o] ==>
I thought you didn't want me to analyze your dreams anymore. no but this one is too good not to put under the microscope with your whole precocious psychotherapy shtick its almost laughably symbolic of all my mental problems assuming i actually have those its grotesquely pregnant with meaning all gestating at least 8 gooey octuplets thrashing around in an undulating belly full of mind slime Maybe we can start by evaluating that troubling metaphor. no look i just want your professional take on how many things in my dream symbolize dicks We've already established that all of your dreams are packed with enough homoerotic symbolism to lift Freudian theory from the ashes of discreditation. yeah thats a given but i didnt even dream about puppets this time Are you serious? I'm clearing my schedule. This is a major breakthrough. i know it was so much more relaxing and enjoyable it was about me dying repeatedly
Browse the full HOMESTUCK archive