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this huge fuckin whopper im about to just say You mean a canard of behemothic embellishment? what Or was your resolve finally dismantled by the siren's song of all that flame broiled beef? no no ok first do you even have burger kings out in the fucking woods why do you reference things that obviously arent in the woods like terrible burgers I'll limit my establishments of reference to lumber mills and sugar shanties from now on. Also, there's a Burger King less than forty minutes from my house. I won't let this stand in the way of the new policy though. there is ok whatever im talking about a dream i just had i mean it was a doozy like psychologically speaking doozy is a slightly dumber word than whopper Certainly less delicious. it was absurdly heavy handed my subconscious was really slathering it on like whatever tangy sludge the king himself squirts on his bargain patties its possible that i dreamt it ironically i dunno i figured youd be interested in hearing about it its every bit as thick and juicy as a half pound of sizzling grade A premium ok this is stupid weve got to get burgers out of this conversation are you busy Yes. cool listen to this
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