[o] I thought I could rely on you of all people.
SHE'S FINE. SHE WOKE UP ALIVE ON DERSE. really?? THAT'S THE RULE, JOHN. YOU KISS A DEAD PLAYER IN TIME, AND THEIR DREAM SELF TAKES OVER, ASSUMING THEY STILL HAVE ONE. oh, wow. IT'S INCREDIBLE YOU REACHED GOD TIER STATUS WITHOUT EVEN UNDERSTANDING THE MORE MUNDANE MEANS OF RESURRECTION AVAILABLE. WAIT, YOUR UNFAILING CLUELESSNESS MAKES IT THE OPPOSITE OF INCREDIBLE, MY MISTAKE. so, i guess... it would not have worked on my dad then? or rose's mom... :( NO, BUT THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO PICTURE HAPPENING BEHIND THE BLACK CURTAIN, JOHN. YOU SNOGGING UP YOUR DEAD HATTED MAN LUSUS. THANK YOU FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE. OR ROSE'S ADULT WOMAN LUSUS. MAYBE A DEAD WOMAN SWEEPS YOUR SENIOR IS MORE YOUR CUP OF SAUCE, SINCE APPARENTLY YOU ARE "NOT A HOMOSEXUAL", WHATEVER THAT EVEN MEANS, NOT EVEN TO SPEAK OF YOUR RACE'S ABSURD QUALMS WITH THE NOTION OF INCEST, WHICH AGAIN, STILL SORT OF WONDERING HOW THAT CAN EVEN BE A THING. er... IS THAT YOUR GAME, EGBERT. HAVE YOU HAD YOUR EYE ON MADAME LALONDE, AND YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A CONVENIENT RESURRECTION OPPORTUNITY TO BUST OUT YOUR MOST PASSIONATE SMOOCHMOTIFS KEPT IN RESERVE? AND IN FRONT OF HER DEAD FEMALE "OFFSPRING" NO LESS! JUST SHAMEFUL. well... she is a very pretty lady, but that seems like a really inappropriate thing to think about, karkat. YOU DON'T SAY! WHAT ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT ANYMORE i don't know! i am frankly pretty upset about finding them dead in the magic castle, and i guess i was wondering aloud if something could have been done. or at least maybe to talk about it, without angry tirades being involved. EXACTLY, YOU WERE EMBARKING DOWN TRAGEDY LANE, AND WE'VE GOT TO STAMP THAT GARBAGE OUT. WE CAN'T HAVE YOU GETTING ALL MOROSE WHILE WE'VE GOT SO MANY IRONS IN THE FIRE. FUCK, LOADED PHRASE, FORGET I SAID THAT. JUST CLAM YOUR SHIT UP AND FORGET YOUR STUPID GUARDIAN, LIKE I DID WITH MY DEAR CRAB MONSTER CUSTODIAN, WHO I ADORED IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER. you are being a douche!!! wait, what am i saying, you are always a douche, hehe. YES, THANK YOU. heheheheh, your dad was a crab monster? SHUT THE FUCK UP. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT. ROSE, REMEMBER. yes. SHE IS WAITING ON DERSE FOR YOUR BOMB TO BE DELIVERED. IT WILL ARRIVE SAFELY, A LITTLE LATER. oh, great! how do you know it gets there? JADE TOLD ME.
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