[o] You let me down, Slick.
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. aren't you going to ask me how my journey was? NO. it was long! and windy. but a lot of fun. i really like flying, it's so much fun. OH, I BET IT IS JUST THE BIGGEST FUCKING BLAST A GUY CAN HAVE WITHOUT A PAIR OF SHAME GLOBES SECURED IN HIS TWO TREMBLING FISTS. you... haven't tried it? EVERY DOUCHE GOT TO FLY BUT ME, EVEN THE CRIPPLE. MAY HE REST IN PEACE, I FUCKING GUESS. :\ wait, is that the guy who vriska killed? OH GOD, YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT? YOU KNOW WHAT, I GIVE THE FUCK UP TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU AND HER. haha, why? EGBERT, GOD DAMNIT. WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LISTEN? ok. but... is something wrong? WHAT a while ago you talked to me and it sounded like you were in danger, and it sounds like some people died, but you never told me what happened! then i got distracted by a lot of crazy stuff. YEAH, SOMETHING IS WRONG OR, WAS. A BUNCH OF US DIED, THE END. I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. oh. are you sure? YES, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE, OH, THE CLOCK IS RAPIDLY TICKING DOWN TO SOMETHING WE'RE CALLING THE CRITICAL MOMENT, AND NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, SO CLOSE YOUR REEKING QUESTION GEYSER BEFORE IT ASKS. but, i'm your friend. aren't i? OH GOD. well? JOHN, I CAN'T HANDLE TALKING ABOUT IT, OK. I JUST GOT DONE UH DEALING WITH GAMZEE AND I'M FEELING PRETTY EMOTIONAL ABOUT IT. SO PLEASE, NO. who is gamzee? HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND. really? i thought terezi was your best friend. or wait, maybe she was your girlfriend, i forget... MY THINK PAN, IT HURTS IT IS PRESENTLY THREATENING TO MAKE ME ITS BITCH, JOHN. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT YOUR COOL ALIEN PAL TO BECOME THE BITCH OF A RAW, THROBBING THINK PAN????? SUCH IS THE SCENARIO BEFORE US. sorry, i don't mean to be nosy. i just want to know some things about your situation! i am concerned. GAMZEE WAS MY VERY GOOD FRIEND, WHO WAS THIS GOOFY LOVEABLE BULLSHIT CLOWN UNTIL HE WENT PSYCHO AND KILLED SOME PEOPLE. I LIKED HIM A LOT. I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS MY BEST FRIEND IS REALLY JUST THE GUY WHO I HAPPEN TO BE FEELING MOST SENTIMENTAL TO AT THE MOMENT, IS THAT A FUCKING CRIME. heh, no. i think i know how you feel. so he killed some people... and then what? SO THEN I it's ok, you can tell me. JOHN, TRUST ME. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S JUST A TROLL THING, HUMANS WOULDN'T GET IT. YOU MIGHT THINK I WAS A SHIT HEAD, AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH THAT NOW ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, SO LET'S DROP IT. hmm. ok, if you say so. oh!!! i can't believe i almost forgot, i've been dying to know since i left the battlefield... do you know if rose is ok? did it work???
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