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4DD1T1ON4LLY, 1 H4V3 D1SCOV3R3D SH3 1S COMPL1C1T 1N J4CKS R1S3 TO POW3R WH3N 1 F1RST L34RN3D H3 C4M3 FROM YOUR S3SS1ON, 1 M1ST4K3NLY BL4M3D YOU 4LL, 4ND TOOK 1T OUT ON 4 H4PL3SS 3GB3RT >:[ BUT 1F 4NYON3 1S TO P4Y FOR R3L34S1NG TH4T D3MON ON BOTH OF OUR GROUPS, 1T 1S H3R are you sure about that Y3S 4ND SH3 KNOWS 1 KNOW SH3 H4S B33N T4UNT1NG M3, TRY1NG TO ST1R UP OUR OLD R1V4LRY TH4T 1S WH4T TH1S WHOL3 JOHN VS D4V3 TH1NG H4S B33N 4BOUT there is no john vs dave thing though 1 KNOW NOT R34LLY 1TS JUST 4 G4M3 BUT TH3 G4M3 1S S3R1OUS BUS1N3SS TO H3R L1K3 1T W4S DUR1NG OUR ROL3 PL4Y1NG D4YS 4ND JUST L1K3 TH3N, SH3S RU1N3D 3V3RYTH1NG BY T4K1NG 1T TOO F4R 4ND 1N SP1T3 OF 4LL H3R P4ST CR1M3S, TH3S3 4R3 NOT 3V3N TH3 MOST 1MPORT4NT R34SONS TO STOP H3R! SH3 H4S D3C1D3D TO F1GHT J4CK H3RS3LF WH1CH 1S 4N 3XTR3M3LY D4NG3ROUS 4ND STUP1D TH1NG TO DO! SOUND F4M1L14R, D4V3? are you going to stop me too then hunt me down and lawyerviscerate me for my own good NO 1LL JUST L3T YOU TRY TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R, 4ND TH3N D3C1D3 FOR YOURS3LF >:] are you saying that i wont make god tier or i wont be strong enough if i do OBJ3CT1ON!!! what W3 4R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOU 4G41N 1 MOT1ON TH4T 4LL D4V3 C3NTR1C T3ST1MONY B3 STR1CK3N FROM TH3 R3CORD lame motion overruled the judge wants to see where this is going NO H3 DO3SNT, YOU KNOW P3RF3CTLY W3LL H3 DO3SNT G1V3 4 SH1T H3 W1LL CL34R TH1S COURTBLOCK 1F H3 DO3S NOT H4V3 ORD3R, H3 SW34RS TO J3GUS ok fine we can keep obsessing over your fucked up kismesister if you want 1TS NOT L1K3 TH4T! >XO do you think she stands a chance against him NO then whats the big deal why not let her go get her shit ruined by jack and let justice happen that way B3C4US3 1 4M QU1T3 SUR3 TH4T 1F SH3 GO3S TO F1ND H1M, 1T W1LL T1P H1M OFF TO OUR LOC4T1ON 1N TH3 V31L 1 H4V3 S33N 1T 4LR34DY TH4T 1S WHY TH1S 1S NO S1MPL3 V3ND3TT4 BR1NG1NG H3R TO JUST1C3 1S CR1T1C4L TO OUR SURV1V4L! so why dont you go do it B3C4US3 1M NOT SUR3 1F 1 C4N you mean you cant beat her in a fight NO, 1TS NOT TH4T 1T JUST TH4T WH3N TH3 T1M3 COM3S 1M NOT SUR3 1F 1 W1LL B3 4BL3 TO K1LL H3R i thought trolls were all about gratuitous murderings Y3S 1TS TRU3 W3 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO R3V3L 1N BLOODSH3D 4S W3 GROW UP 4ND SH3 S33MS TO B3 3MBR4C1NG H3R R1T3 OF P4SS4G3 W1TH R3CKL3SS 4B4NDON, 4S 1 WOULD 3XP3CT GR4BB1NG TH3 BULL BY TH3 HORNS, SO TO SP34K 1TS 4 L1TTL3 1NT1M1D4T1NG B3C4US3 1M NOT SUR3 1F 1M R34DY FOR TH4T WH1CH 1 GU3SS 1S NORM4L?? are you asking me to reassure you about that cause i seriously dont have a clue 1TS OK D4V3 ST1LL MONOLOGU1NG >:] 1 GU3SS 1 4M NOT SO MUCH WORR13D 4BOUT NOT B31NG R34DY 4S 1 4M TH4T... 1 M1GHT NOT 4CTU4LLY W4NT TO B3 R34DY M4YB3 3V3R M4YB3 TH3R3S SOM3TH1NG WRONG W1TH M3 i dont understand i thought you were insane kinds of apeshit over the macabre stuff like being all cutesy about executions and smelling cherry blood and such things contrived to get a guy feeling vaguely uncomfortable was that all an act NOT 4N 4CT JUST FUN! 1 L1K3 FUN, D4V3, 4ND 1 4LSO L1K3 G4M3S DONT YOU L1K3 FUN 4ND G4M3S? of course the fuck not L14R!!! >:O didnt you say youve killed people before TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 B3TW33N M4N1PUL4T1NG P3OPL3 TO TH31R DOOM W1TH TR1CK3RY, 4ND K1LL1NG SOM3ON3 BY YOUR OWN H4ND 1T 1S 4 B1T L1K3 H4V1NG TO F4C3 YOUR OWN D34TH... 4ND D1SCOV3R1NG TH3 D1FF3R3NC3 B3TW33N L34V1NG TH3 R3SPONS1B1L1TY TO SOM3ON3 3LS3, 4ND DO1NG TH3 D1RTY WORK YOURS3LF M4YB3 YOULL UND3RST4ND SOM3 D4Y >;]
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