Dave: Answer.
STR1111111D3R oh my fucking god WH4T >:? what do you mean what we just got done talking and agreed it would be awesome if you didnt bother me for a while you know like while i guess i grieved over this brutally murdered rad family member or something OH TH4TS R1GHT 1 FORGOT! it was five seconds ago 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S HOURS 4GO FOR M3 1 4M 4 L1TTL3 FOGGY ON 4LL OUR CHRONOLOG1ST1C4L SH3N4N1G4NS 4T TH1S PO1NT... TH3R3 H4S B33N SO MUCH CR4ZY STUFF GO1NG ON H3R3 1 H4V3 LOST TR4CK! so youre officially going nonlinear with me then were just forfeiting all rhyme or reason to this unmitigated clusterfuck is that it D4V3, YOUR 3NT1R3 3X1ST3NC3 1S NONL1N34R DONT B3 SO M3LODR4M4T1C whoops ok in the future ill try not to pitch any sort of dramatics while brooding over the cadavers of slaughtered loved ones D1D YOU LOV3 H1M D4V3? no BUT H3 W4S YOUR STR4NG3 HUM4N M4N-LUSUS WHO T4UGHT YOU TO L1K3 COOL TH1NGS, L1K3 SWORDS 4ND PUPP3TS 4ND MOV1NG R34LLY F4ST! HOW COULD YOU NOT??? puppets arent cool theyre shitty small fake people who haunt your dreams and grin like permanent assholes i was making a joke about being all broken up about it a guy can be sad and make jokes at the same time YOU 4R3 S4D, BUT NOT BROK3N UP 4BOUT 1T? 1 DONT UND3RST4ND exactly BUT YOU S41D YOU W3R3 GR13V1NG! i said we agreed youd leave me alone to grieve didnt say whether i actually would or actually am W3LL, 4R3 YOU? i am grieving to the max like a widow on dead husband island behind these chill as fuck shades my face is having this crazy attack of the sads my rue is fucking bananas cant you tell 4RGH NO, 1 C4NT! YOU DONT SOUND S1NC3R3, BUT 1TS SO H4RD TO T3LL WH4T L4Y3R OF 1RONY R3MOV3D FROM R34L1TY YOUR FL1PP4NT R3M4RKS 4R3 SUPPOS3D TO B3 1 4M B3TT1NG YOU R34LLY 4R3 S4D NO M4TT3R HOW H1L4R1OUS 4ND 4LOOF YOU TH1NK YOUR3 B31NG the truth is a mystery tucked behind the pursed lips of a shitty riddler they will be loosened only when presented with the conundrous grandeur of rigid insoluble puzzlecock BLUH TH4T M4K3S NO S3NS3! im sorry you are so flustered by the mere mention of glittering mythical cryptodick it honestly makes me think youre not ready for the truth D4V3 YOUR P3RPL3X1NG 3UPH3M1SMS 1NVOLV1NG WH4T 1 PR3SUM3 TO B3 L3WD 4ND V4GU3LY 1NTR1GU1NG PORT1ONS OF HUM4N 4N4TOMY 1 TH1NK 4R3 NOT 4S H1L4R1OUS 4S YOU PROB4BLY B3L13V3 4ND 1N 4NY C4S3 YOU M4Y B3 4M4Z3D TO L34RN 1 4M NOT TOT4LLY 1N TH3 MOOD FOR YOUR DUMB SM4RT4SSY HORNSWOGGL3RY! 1 H4V3 LOTS OF MY OWN PROBL3MS H3R3, 4ND TH3Y 4R3 B1G, B1G PROBL3MS SO WHY DONT YOU JUST T3LL M3 WH4T YOU 4R3 TH1NK1NG FOR ONC3? its pretty simple im just thinkin about how im gonna take this sword Y34H... 1 N3V3R R34LLY GOT WHY YOU WOULDNT JUST PULL 1T OUT filthiest thing you ever said HUH >:? forget it pulling swords out of things isnt how i roll im not john remember 1 4M NOT FOLLOW1NG im not a hero my bro was john is im not Y3S YOU 4R3! no Y3S, W3 4LL 4R3 1 4M TH3 H3RO OF M1ND YOU 4R3 TH3 H3RO OF T1M3 TH4T 1S WHO W3 W3R3 CR34T3D TO B3 fine its a title we inherit as phlegm babies or whatever but what have i done to earn it pretty much nothing but horsing around through time and swindling retarded alligators out of their life savings if that swords coming out of his chest its coming out clean taking it vertically means drawing more blood but horizontally means a clean break check it NO, DONT >:[
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