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hey kanaya there is s0mething i want t0 give y0u Oh Really yes its s0mething very 0dd i f0und when i disc0vered the ruins the 0ther night i d0nt kn0w what its arche0l0gical significance is yet but i suspect y0u will be able t0 repair it! This Is A Dream Isnt It 0_0 w0w! uh i mean o_o wow you figured that out very fast! It Seemed Obvious Either Im Sleeping Or Im Dead Which Is It oh i am sure you are alive you are unconscious now and will likely wake up as your new self very soon My New Self yes you are undergoing a metamorphosis which you have been groomed for since you were very young much like i was for my various personal iterations including this one You Mean Being A Ghost And Then A Frog And Then A Robot And Then A Fairy yes! but it sure sounds silly when you list them all like that Kind Of What Do You Mean We Have Been Groomed wellllll that is what we are about to find out! if you will oblige us by continuing with this memory Okay What Do I Do why dont we go through this conversation again to the best of our recollection but i guess rather than acting it out we can just talk about it the old fashioned way Was What We Were Attempting Before Not Old Fashioned i have no idea It Seems To Me The Nature Of The Afterlife Is Probably Very Old Fashioned Maybe Even The Most Old Fashioned A Thing Can Get haha yeah you know what i mean though Yes Then This Was When You Were About To Give Me That Unusual Gift From The Ruins yes i then had sollux deliver the pieces to you so you could stitch it back up sollux that is your cue! come out and play the part s0 we d0n't have t0 hide anym0re? no of course not! obviously the jig is up everyone can come out now yay!
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