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you are just asleep you are also blind! h0ly shit, i can't see! yes thats what being blind means w0w, awes0me! way t0 be awes0mely sympathetic t00 my terrible new pr0blem, aa. sollux will you shut up and stop being so tragic for once you knew this was going to happen! your prophecies of personal doom were practically all you ever talked about i think you were looking forward to this honestly shes right i can't believe this, it's alm0st as if i'm getting... D0UBLE TEAMED. damn. that didn't feel right at all, i think i might have t0 retire the wh0le bifurcati0n gimmick, puns and all. actually that is kind 0f a relief, maybe y0u're right, i'm feeling better ab0ut this already. great! you should be able to relax now that youve been released from the curse of your vision twofold just like you said youd be you are now merely doomed! 0h. that's... awes0me? being d00med isnt that bad i spent m0st 0f my life that way remember at least y0u have the luxury 0f understanding and the best part ab0ut being d00med is y0u 0nly have t0 put up with it until y0u die thats the spirit hahaha actually i guess i dont have to keep talking like im doomed anymore do i nope :) this is s0 weird, what am i even listening t0 here. 0_0 FUCK, i cann0t BELIEVE i just made that face. hahahahaha! hahahahaha! g0d dammit. 0h yeah, als0... why the fuck are my teeth missing? i dont know? 0k, well, great, glad we g0t t0 the fucking b0tt0m 0f that mystery. myssssssstery. mystery. mySSSSthSSSStery. mysterymysterymystery. man, i can't even lisp anym0re if i try. please d0n't laugh, i can tell y0u are b0th enj0ying this, i can smell it using my new blind guy n0se p0wers. really? n0 n0t literally, i was j0king. i mean n0t YET. maybe i'll ask tz ab0ut it when i wake up th0ugh. hey what was that n0ise? what noise? i think s0me0ne else is here. oh its jade! jade?? wtf. whos jade shes one of the humans we met after you died ok i guess i am out of the loop on chronology for once thats fine youll catch up! ummmmmm hey guys i hope im not interrupting!!!
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