John: Prepare to leave castle.
ok then, i guess i will get going. Go where? to keep looking for my dad! Are you sure you don't have more important things to worry a8out? um... are you saying that i am still not supposed to find him yet? John, please. I thought you were done getting the future spoon fed to you like this. I have told you that you will find your dad eventually. That should 8e good enough! Don't you think it's time to start taking your responsi8ility more seriously? well, yeah. but what responsibility do you mean? We just concluded that I am going to go fight Jack. And there is a possi8ility I will fail! He could kill me easily for all I know. 8ut it's something I have to try. And if I do fail, your plan will serve as 8ackup. There is a lot riding on you, John. On 8oth of us! ok. so you're saying i should go get the tumor now instead of putting it off? I'm not telling you to do anything. Just reminding you of what's at st8ke. wait, i mean the tumor. wait... i mean The Tumor! Why don't we just call it what it is. A 8ig fucking 8om8 in the core of your 8attlefield. yeah. which is what i was wondering about... how am i supposed to get it out? i guess go find a cave or something? Yes, you could pro8a8ly go looking for a sanctioned entry point. Or you could just do what winners in a hurry do. what... Cheat! uh, is that even possible? It's practically always possi8le. I won't tell you how, 8ut I will point out you could start making 8etter use of your powers than facilit8ing noisy joyrides. Is that what Earth is like, 8y the way? A 8unch of humans flying around in little wheeled pods constantly 8eeping at each other with their chauffeur familiars???????? hehe, no. well, maybe some places, but most cars stay on the ground, because science fiction hasn't happened yet. Anyway, I'm just saying it's time to do something useful and impressive with your powers, deli8er8ly for a change. You are a god now, remem8er? yes, but... all i can do is make a lot of wind blow around! how is that going to help? Use your imagin8tion! That windy thing of yours is more vers8tile than you think. alright, i will try.
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