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it seems you have a hiveguest dave aw hell no is this who i think this is tavros has been looking forward to meeting you hEYYY, fIRST, oK, i THINK YOU'RE FANTASTIC, wHICH IS TO SAY, jUST AN ENVIABLY COOL GUY, wHO i ADMIRE, lET'S PUT THAT COMPLIMENT ON THE TABLE WHERE WE CAN BOTH SEE IT, holy shit lOOKS LIKE i FOUND ANOTHER POINT IN TIME TO BOTHER YOU, wHEN, i GUESS, yOU ARE MORE EMOTIONALLY SUSCEPTIBLE, }:) dude are those sick fires youre packing there you best not be bringin that fire into my bubble less you plan on dropping that shit oHH, bRO, tHESE ARE WITHOUT ANY CONFUSION TO BE NOTED AS SOME TRULY UNHEALTHY INCENDIARIES, tHEY ARE IN ABOVE AVERAGE NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION, sO, iN OTHER WORDS, jUST TO COMPLETE THE ANALOGY, i HOPE YOU KNOW A LICENSED PHYSICIAN, i am your general fucking practitioner and doctors orders are to shut up and burn down my goddamn office ill break your brittle ass like a graham cracker and well roast smores over the flaming debris have i made myself clear aH, hAHA, yES, aND, cERTAIN FEATURES OF YOUR PALE ANATOMY MAY SERVE AS THE MARSH MALLOW INGREDIENT, nEEDED FOR THE MOLTEN SNACK, i WILL PROVIDE THE FUDGE, }:D dude gross so aradia just so were clear this is like a hellbubble right its my eternal punishment to have shitty rapoffs with this tool forever is that it yes you figured out the mystery! i guess i had it coming for a flagrant lifetime spent being unbelievably fucking incredible at rap and just about practically everything else except not dying you may think so but then again you have not faced team charge in a match of slam poetry have you oHHHH, yESSS, just kidding im no good at slam poetry haha sorry oHHHH, oH, }:( so is he dead he looks dead yes hes dead what about you you dont look dead are you dreaming no i am wide awake and i physically stand before you in person! so youre not dead oh no
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