Dave: Answer.
hello! hey i think its absurd i never introduced myself to you in all that time i spent moping around the lab guess i wasnt in a very good mood hi dave my names aradia christ youre a fan of one of my websites arent you what asshole gave you my chumhandle also what was your favorite thing i did you liked and what did you think was so great about it also asl??? um 6 a girl and a place very close to you in fact i could visit you right now if you would like oh holy shit ok youre a troll only trolls say theyre six i dont know whats up with you and that dumb fake age to be fair it translates to the same age as you which at the moment is 12 is it not makes no sense bye understanding disparities in the flow of time should be easy for people like us let alone understanding disparities in such pedestrian things as units i am 6 sweeps old one sweep is a little more than 2 years you dummy! cool story look it is either the truth or i am just someone who is being a bit playful what is the harm in that ok so 2=6 awesome joke hahahaha or wait maybe it was just a waste of time you people think im made of the stuff :D
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