John: Answer.
Hi John. oh, hey there, vriska. can this wait? i was about to check out this castle and see if my dad is here. Your guardians are not here! oh... dang it! do you know where they are? Yes, they are in another castle. Don't worry, you'll find them later. argh, how much later?? In a while! Man, settle down. I am telling you that you will find them after a little more questing around in your awesome 8lue godhood. So why don't you relax and talk to me for a while? well... ok, i guess so. Why don't you have your hood up, 8y the way? shrug. You look gr8 with the hood up. And anyway, we should 8e showing a little pride as the only ones to make god tier, don't you think? pshhh. i don't know if it is much of a major accomplishment, honestly. John, are you mad at me? um... no? Then what's the matter? i guess i just miss my dad. i was hoping he would be here, but apparently i won't see him for another few hours or whatever? if that is what you see in the future, then i guess there's no fighting it. bluh. I still find it a little hard to understand the sentimentality you attach to these adult humans. It just seems so strange to me. 8ut hey, that's alien culture for you. yeah, i know. i guess you just have to think of them the way you think of your lusus..ses? lusi? Yeah, sort of. Except I never liked mine that much. ::::\ Even after I prototyped her, things were pretty chilly 8etween us! I spent most of my adventure avoiding her. Haha. that... is too bad. John. Are you suuuuuuuure you're not mad at me? no!!! why would i be mad at you, vriska? 8ecause I tricked you into getting killed!!!!!!!! oh. right. i... actually almost forgot about that! Would it help if I said I was sorry? why would you need to apologize though? i mean, i admit i was pretty confused about it at first, seeing my dead body in the cloud and all... but in the end, you did it to help me, didn't you? really, i should probably be thanking you! uh... are you there? Yes, I am here. Sorry, I wasn't sure what to say for a moment. I am just so incredi8ly relieved you are not angry with me. heh. i really don't know what reason i would have to be angry! i mean, aside from the deception involved, but i kinda understand why you did that. and in any case, you did give me a choice. Yes, I did. I don't know, John. You'd 8e surprised how often people resent it when you try to help them! 8ut see, you really get it. That's why you're special. shruuuuuuuug! <33333333 so... is that what you wanted to talk to me about? Yes. Well. Not exactly.
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