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you did? yes i found him with my goggles almost right away! but i didnt want to interrupt you oh! well that sure is convenient! where is he? he is with roses mom they are in a castle, having some sort of tea party together they appear to be enjoying each others company! its quite adorable actually oh wow... jade, what if they get married or something??? oh god, if rose became my sister too, that would wreak HAVOC on karkat's shipping diagram! as leader of this team i submit that we cannot afford to let this happen!!!!!!!!!! everyone man your battle stations!!! RED ALERT!!!!!! we have a ship to sink! arm torpedoes!!!!!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KA-PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOO. target destroyed. B) heheh, i am just joking around, of course. durrrr oh really john :p :P but really, they make a nice couple and i think it would be great if they got married! yes, i agree. even if it would make it awkward for me to marry rose. i guess so but maybe that doesn't matter? these are kind of special circumstances. yes they are pretty special i wonder if my dad and her mom would mind us getting married... i dunno who are they to stand between two youngsters in love? whoa, in love??? yes john, two people must be in love in order to get married it is one of the rules! oh jeez, yeah i guess you're right. so what do you say john, are you in love with rose? um... and if not, are you prepared to fall in love with her? er. wellllll? :D argh! this line of questioning is making me flustered. all i know is, i was ordered by karkat to marry rose. i think we can both agree that it would be reckless to look at a crappy shipping diagram made by an alien, and ignore its message altogether. i didnt even know karkat made a shipping diagram... it's a thing of beauty, and it will save the human race. i will have to make him show me yes. btw, you will marry dave. 100% TRUE REALITY. <_<; it's ok though, i will not press you on your feelings for him. i already know you are totally into the strider anyway. whaaat... it's all in the diagram, jade. it's all in the diagram. i dont know about that! i clearly need to take a good hard look at this prophetic document and possibly tell karkat what an idiot he is! that you do. ok but anyway, who cares about his terrible shitty drawings and meddlesome romantic schemes! how do i find my dad! uh well, i dont actually know where he is relative to you! so i dont know if i can give you directions bluh!!! there might be some way to do that... these goggles are actually REALLY COMPLICATED! i will look into it and get back to you in the meantime, why dont you fly around and keep looking? at least now you know to look for a castle and maybe the clouds will give you some more tips! yes, that's a good idea, i'll do that. thanks for the help, jade! sure! <3 i will talk to you later. later!
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