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how do you know! do you have rose's crystal ball? sort of! she gave me the code, and i made a cool pair of goggles with it argh, i am surrounded by real life witches! everyone i know is turning magic, it's ridiculous. including me! i'm magic now. it certainly seems so! what with your fancy magic car and your chauffeur familiar, i guess? no, he is neither a chauffeur, nor a familiar... he is just a new friend! also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car. i found it in my dad's wallet. you did??? yes, i just found his wallet on the ground. but my dad was nowhere to be found. :( :( the clouds led me to the wallet though, so maybe they will keep leading me to him? hmmmmm... maybe, but hang on let me try something ok. i have seen lots of interesting things in the clouds... i guess you used to see things like that all the time, right? yes! what have you seen? wow, uh... well, lots of things that were mysterious and didn't make much sense... but also lots of things i recognized. like stuff i have done before. and also stuff i will do in the future. and things that rose and dave have been up to... and you too! :O like what, what did you seeeee? well, i saw you on your island, and saw you sleeping in a floating bed, and... i saw your pretty snow planet... and i saw you with some frogs... have you found any frogs yet? frogs? no... well, i saw you once in a neat outfit... it was kind of like you were torn from the pages of my favorite japanese mangas. and the snow was melting. and you were surrounded by frogs for some reason! heh, now it sounds like i am describing a weird dream i had about you. sure does! which i guess is sorta true?? anyway, i guess that must not have happened yet. nope! but that sounds pretty interesting i wonder why i would be surrounded by frogs? dunno! but you are a witch, remember. witches LOVE frogs. hahaha thats true! i hope i am not planning on putting them in a cauldron or anything o_o i doubt it, it looked to me like a friendly gathering. whew! oh, and one time i saw a green version of you with pointy ears, and you were crying! did that happen yet? bluh. yes :| i prototyped my dead dream self and tried to get her to fight jack but it turned out to be a BIG MISTAKE god i cant believe how dumb that idea was, she was an emotional wreck oh no! what happened? where is she now? oh, she went off to cry somewhere else... good riddance! wow jade, you really have been up to a lot! hehe i guess so and i have just been staring at these dumb clouds for hours or whatever. i even saw my own dead body in a cloud! what!!!!!
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