John: Pester Jade.
hey jade, are you there? i have a computer now. this boring guy keeps blinking at me though, and it's weird. john!!! :D wow, finally! hi! sorry i disappeared after you entered the game... but from what i have seen in the clouds, it doesn't look like you have had much trouble making progress! nope! dave was able to set up as my server player he is building up my house right now so that we can deploy some equipment up there oh, nice! dave is serving ALL the ladies, isn't he? yep! he is like a dude on butler island. i mean, a dude who happens to be one of the butlers... doing a lot of serving, to various ladies who are vacationing at this snooty resort. wait, i am fucking this up. :o thats ok, i wont tell him about it ok, good. all i am saying is, why can't i have a dave butler too? well, maybe you can..... i will try to put in a good word for you B) thank you. what is the equipment you're deploying? im not sure! something to do with cloning i guess? it serves some purpose in my quest as witch of space a nice troll named kanaya has been advising me on stuff about that have you talked to her? hmm... i don't think so. not recently anyway. you should! a bunch of trolls are not nearly as bad as i thought even karkat! he has been helping me too... sort of, hehe he has? but i thought he "hated" you! oh yeah, he said plenty of stuff like that, but i dont think he ever actually meant it flying off the handle is part is of his charm in a funny way, once you know that about him yes, this is what i have concluded about him as well. he is a pretty great guy. i am really looking forward to more of his outbursts, especially his first conversation with me, which i am to understand will be legendary. but we shouldn't tell him we said any of this, or he will be "furious"! heheheh shhhhhhhhh so what else have you been up to? we should try to catch up as much as possible! yeah! hmm what else... theres been so much going on, its been a little hard to keep track of it all! why dont you tell me what youve been up to first? oh man. you will never guess what i am doing right now. go ahead, try to guess, you will not succeed. .............. whoa :O john where did you get that nice flying car?????? oh god dammit!
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