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HEY ASSHOLE CONSIDER OUR "PACT" OVER wwevve got a pact NOT ANYMORE YOU ARE DEAD TO ME PAST YOU, PRESENT YOU, FUTURE YOU AND ABOVE ALL, UGLY SCARFNECKED DOUCHEBAG HIPSTER YOU WAIT I FORGOT, ALL OF THE YOUS ARE THAT YOU IF I WASN'T SO TERRIFIED, I'D BE CONSUMED WITH ANGER, AND AS SOON AS I'M DONE COWERING IN A DARK CORNER HIDING FROM THAT HONKING MURDEROUS TOOL, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND FILLET YOU WITH MY SICKLE. wwhoa kar this is nothin if not flatterin but dont you think youre comin on a little strong OH GOD I AM NOT HITTING ON YOU IDIOT, THIS IS HONEST TO GOD PLATONIC ENMITY LIKE IN THE "I REALLY DO WANT YOU TO DIE" KIND OF WAY. I AM NOT INITIATING AN ELABORATE CALIGINOUS WALTZ WITH YOU YOU DESPERATE SHIT. i mean yeah obvviously i kneww you wwerent serious i guess i appreciate the effort youre puttin into cheerin me up i can alwways count on you for some good ironic repartee kar nobody else really gets our sense a humor UGH, NO are you busy you said youd try to make it to lowwaa soon wwell howw about it DUDE, ARE YOU AN IDIOT, YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE I AM FROM 300 FUCKING HOURS IN THE FUTURE, EVEN IF I WERE REMOTELY INTERESTED, WHICH TO THAT I SIMPLY SAY WHAT THE FUCK. oh hahaha yeah losin track a the time shit is easy wwhen wwe start riffin like this kar LIKE WHAT? WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE im just lonely here and i got major ordeals to keep afloat wwith I KNOW YOU'RE LONELY, GOD DAMN IT, WHO CARES. im sayin it wwould be cool to hang out and you said you wwould can you put in a wword wwith your past self maybe buggin him to make the trip wwhen he gets the chance WAIT, WERE YOU HITTING ON ME BACK THEN? *ARE* YOU HITTING ON ME? LIKE AN ACTUAL RED SOLICITATION, IS THAT WAS THIS WAS??? wwhat GOD DAMN IT, I AM CHEWING YOU OUT FOR WAND MURDER, AND YOU ARE FLIRTING WITH ME MY FUCKING GOD MAN. hey im not spyin you bein anythin but cagey wwhat wwith this wwhole line a humor and all HOW ABOUT NO, DIPSHIT, NOT INTERESTED????? evven if i wwasnt compelled to think you wwere still bein flippant and ironic wwith me you cant exactly outright reject me can you WHY NOT cause youre future you doesnt count unless its present you til then its all fair game IS THIS REAL, ARE YOU BEING IRONIC OR SOMETHING, I CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMORE THE PROBLEM IS, I CAN'T PUT THIS SORT OF BEHAVIOR PAST YOU AT ALL, SO I DON'T KNOW. just send past you ovver man wwell hang out its not like im doin anythin right noww LIKE FUCK YOU AREN'T wwhats that mean YOU'RE KILLING ANGELS NOW, AREN'T YOU no YOU ARE KILLING FUCKING ANGELS, RIGHT NOW, IN THE PAST, WITH YOUR SHITTY GUN. I JUST KNOW IT. wwell uh therere just so damn many kar and theyre not gettin any less bloody pissed is the thing THIS IS WHY IT WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US, MAN. BECAUSE YOU ARE A STONE COLD RETARDED FUCKING IDIOT. NOT TO MENTION COWARDLY BACKSTABBING MURDERER. I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU FOREVER. kar im gettin some seriously mixed signals here HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM wwhat to wwho TO FUCK I THOUGHT YOU LOVED HER. wwho man wwhat are you talkin about AND ALSO... wwhat youre not makin sense I CAN'T I CAN'T EVEN TYPE HER NAME SHE WAS MY FRIEND SHE WAS MY REALLY *GOOD* FRIEND AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO NOW THAT SHE'S GONE. I'M SO UPSET, I'M JUST COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE. yeah i knoww wwhat its like you wwanna talk about it FUCK NO. I CAN'T STAND TO LOOK AT YOUR DUMB PURPLE WORDS ANYMORE. NEXT TIME I SEE THAT SHITTY COLOR YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'LL BE COMING OUT OF YOUR BODY. AND NO, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, THAT WAS NOT INNUENDO. CCG banned PCA from responding to memo. ANYWAY THAT'S IT I GUESS. FUTURE terminallyCapricious [FTC] 0:42:00 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. honk. OH GOD HEY BEST MOTHERFUCKING FRIEND. what all seems to be the motherfuckin problem? :o) OH GOD OH GOD DON'T YOU SEE EVERYONE? THIS CRAZY FUCKER HAS COMPLETELY CRACKED, I TOLD YOU. THAT'S KICKIN THE WICKED MOTHERFUCKIN MISINFORMATION, MY BROTHER. i'm as chill as all what's can be. NO CAUSE FOR ALARM, JUST MOTHERFUCKIN GONNA SIT AND ZONE THE MOTHERFUCK OUT WITH A PAN RUSTING PIE LIKE AS MY USUAL MOTHERFUCKIN SELF DOES. honk. HONK. honk. HONK. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD i'm in your future, best friend. I KNOW WHERE YOU MOTHERFUCKING ARE. and what you'll motherfuckin do. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AND ALSO. and also. GUESS MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT. ..... NO I DON'T WANT TO i'm all about to be meeting up some friends. :o) GOING TO GET PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDLY AT THEM REAL SOON. i wonder if you can all be at with me in time and make me get my reconsider on? MAYBE SPLIT AN ELIXIR LIKE A COUPLE OF CHOICE BROS. just like we are... :o) ME AND HIM. Do: hoooooooooooooooooonk. ;oD OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I HAVE TO GO CCG closed memo.
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