Karkat: Open memo.
CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board TEAM ADORABLOODTHIRSTY. THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST MEMO I WILL WRITE. BECAUSE FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S PRETTY MUCH NOTHING LEFT TO SAY. AND SECOND OF ALL, I MIGHT BE DEAD SOON. I'M JUST HOPING SOME OF YOU IDIOTS READ THIS, AND EVEN IF YOU THINK I'M FULL OF SHIT NOW, WHEN IT ALL STARTS GOING DOWN YOU MIGHT JUST REMEMBER WHAT I SAID AND SAVE YOURSELVES. THE WORST CASE SCENARIO HAS HAPPENED. THE BARD OF RAGE IS ON THE LOOSE. YEAH, I KNOW WE ALL THOUGHT THAT TITLE WAS A JOKE, BUT IT TURNED OUT IT WASN'T. HE'S COMPLETELY SNAPPED, AND FOR THOSE OF YOU FURTHER AHEAD ON THE TIMELINE, I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU HOW DANGEROUS HE IS. REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO THE BLACK KING. NOBODY COULD EXPLAIN IT, AND THEN HE JUST WENT BACK TO SPACING OUT FOR THE REST OF THE BATTLE. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. I DON'T EVEN THINK THE KING COULD FUCKING BELIEVE IT, FRANKLY. DID ANYONE'S ATTACK DO AS MUCH DAMAGE? I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T EVEN THINK VRISKA'S DID, ALTHOUGH IT'S HARD TO SAY SINCE THAT WAS THE KNOCKOUT BLOW. ^^^ SPOILERS. I GUESS WE THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE A SECRET JOKE POWER OR SOMETHING? BUT THE JOKE IS ON US. HE IS OUT OF PIE, AND NOW THE FAYGO GENIE IS OUT OF THE SHITTY SODA BOTTLE FOR GOOD. WE ARE SO SCREWED. OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK. GUYS, I AM TERRIFIED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I'M IN A ROOM FULL OF BODIES, AND I THINK I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TURN MY BACK ON THEM? OH MY GOD, I JUST HEARD A HONK. OH GOD OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO IT CAME FROM THE HORN PILE I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS JUST THE BODY SETTLING ON AN ERRANT HORN OR... OR IF... I HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. PAST terminallyCapricious [PTC] 420 HOURS AGO responded to memo. HeY BeSt fRiEnD. nOw wHaT ThE MoThEr fUcK WiLl i bE SuPpOsEd tO Do? i'M nOt FoLlOwInG. PAST GAMZEE, GOD DAMN IT. I AM TRYING TO WARN PEOPLE OF YOUR MURDEROUS FUTURE SELF. THIS PRACTICALLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. NOW GO BACK TO GROPING YOUR HORNS AND BEING DISTRACTED BY COLORS YOU USELESS FUCK. YeAh, I CaN DeFiNiTeLy cArRy oUt tHaT OrDeR, bRo. i gUeSs i'lL WaIt uNtIl tHe mOtHeRfUcKiN FuTuRe hApPeNs tO SeE AbOuT WhAt aLl tHiS MuRdErInG NoIsE Is. :o) CCG banned PTC from responding to memo. LIKE I WAS SAYING. STILL FREAKING OUT. AUGH THERE WAS ANOTHER LITTLE HONK IT WAS SO FAINT DID I JUST IMAGINE IT? I THINK I MIGHT BE LOSING IT. I REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE, BUT I SHOULD TRY TO REVIVE THEM FIRST. I KNOW DERSE AND PROSPIT ARE GONE, BUT IF THERE'S ANY CHANCE AT ALL THEY SURVIVED I'VE GOT TO TRY. I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING NEAR THAT HORN PILE THOUGH. WHAT IF HE'S BEEN IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME??? I AM SHITTING MYSELF SO HARD HERE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO. GUESS I HAVE TO BRAVE IT FOR FEFERI'S SAKE. PAST cuttlefishCuller [PCC] 380 HOURS AGO responded to memo. For my sake? 38) W)(at do you mean, Crabcatc)(? OH GOD, FEFERI... Is any of t)(is serious? It's so )(ard to tell! All of your memos )(ave been so outrageous, I can't even decide w)(at to take seriously anymore. T)(is one sounds like the biggest w)(opper of all, to be conknest! YES I AM DEAD "GLUBBING" SERIOUS, OK. STILL SOUNDS PRETTY FIS)(Y TO M-E!!! 38D FEFERI, I'M SORRY. IT WAS MY FAULT, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. Sorry for w)(at?? FOR I I CAN'T DO THIS IT'S TOO MUCH FOR ME, I'M SORRY. CCG banned PCC from responding to memo. BEFORE I GO EVERYONE SHOULD ALSO KNOW ERIDAN HAD A COMPLETE SHITHIVE MELTDOWN TOO HE'S GOING AROUND KILLING PEOPLE WITH HIS MAGIC WAND SO KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR HIM. IF I RUN INTO HIM AGAIN, I'M... I DON'T EVEN KNOW. HE BETTER PRAY TO ALL HIS MURDERED ANGELS IT DOESN'T HAPPEN. PAST caligulasAquarium [PCA] 311 HOURS AGO responded to memo. a magic wwand is that so kar come on noww evveryone fuckin KNOWWS this memos rubbish
Browse the full HOMESTUCK archive