Karkat: Answer.
honk. GAMZEE!!! FUCK THERE YOU ARE, YOU HAD ME WORRIED DUDE HONK. UH YEAH WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ANYWAY, I TOLD EVERYONE TO LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA WANDER OFF. honk. HONK. honk. HONK. YEAH, I GET IT WISE GUY, YOU'RE A FUCKING CLOWN, WHO CARES. QUIT THE BULLSHIT PARTYCLOWN ANTICS AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE. THE SHIT HAS HIT THE WHIRLING DEVICE, AND YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER OUT THERE. shut up. WHAT... I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER. honk honk honk :o) DUDE ARE YOU OK YOU'RE REALLY WEIRDING ME OUT. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. uh, yeah... I GUESS I'M ALL MOTHERFUCKIN WEIRDING OUT AT SOME EXTENT TO MY OWN MOTHERFUCKIN SELF. but it's all good, i'm chill with it. OH GOD NO NO NO, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU WENT CRAZY, I COULDN'T TAKE THAT ON TOP OF ALL THIS. ON TOP OF MOTHERFUCKIN WHAT, MOTHERFUCKER. ERIDAN JUST FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND KILLED FEFERI AND KANAYA, AND I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT IT. heh heh. HEH HEH??? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? SERIOUSLY, GET BACK HERE NOW, AND HAVE A SLIME PIE TO RELAX OR SOMETHING. SLIME? there is no more slime, brother. AND ANYWAY. shit was motherfuckin poison, didn't you know? UH... NO? I MEAN, I WOULD NEVER EAT IT, BUT THEN GET MOTHERFUCKIN SCHOOLFED ALL ABOUT THE WICKED NEWS, PUNCHLINE BLOODED MOTHERFUCKER. it rots you. RUSTS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN THINK PAN. and the floor all stares up back at you through the motherfuckin hole. BUT THERE IS NO HOLE NOW. only under motherfuckin standing of who all i was made out to be all along. ONLY UNDER MOTHERFUCKING STANDING OF WHO ALL I WAS MADE OUT TO MOTHERFUCKING BE ALL A MOTHERFUCKING LONG. OH MY GOD NO NO NO NO NO NO NO i've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit. BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO. all up in lifelong denial about my calling. AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS. we are higher than you, brother. WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY. honk. GAMZEE PLEASE NO and now i'm the last one, so i finally motherfuckin understand. I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE. they were always both me. :o) AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME. Do: and now. AND MOTHERFUCKING NOW. i am going to motherfuckin kill all you motherfuckers. OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. and paint the wicked pictures with your motherfuckin blood. FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES. your crushed bones will make my special stardust. WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER. honk. HONK. honk. HOOOOOOOOOOONK.
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