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ok, i can do that but why, what does it do? its been here my whole life and i could never figure it out I'M NOT GOING TO SAY MUCH ABOUT IT. BUT SUFFICE TO SAY THERE ARE JUST SOME THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SCREW WITH. THERE ARE OUTCOMES THAT ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE COMPLETE ANNIHILATION OF EXISTENCE ITSELF FORCES MORE DAMAGING TO THE INTEGRITY OF REALITY THAN THOSE CAPABLE OF TURNING IMAGINATION INTO PURE VOID THEY ARE FORCES WHICH IF HANDLED RECKLESSLY WILL NULLIFY THE BASIC ABILITY OF INTELLIGENT BEINGS IN ALL REAL AND HYPOTHETICAL PLANES OF EXISTENCE TO GIVE A SHIT. i dont think im following... YOU DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS TURN THE THING OFF AND THEN DO THE NEXT THING I WAS TOLD TO TELL YOU TO DO. you were told? by who? BY YOU. oh... future me? YES. YOU COULD BE TELLING YOURSELF THIS RIGHT NOW, BUT WE'RE SORT OF WORKING ON A STRICT NO MEMO POLICY. WHICH IS YOUR IDEA OF COURSE. DID I MENTION HOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT WHEN WE ARGUE WITH OUR PAST/FUTURE SELVES? YES, PRETTY SURE I DID. SO I'M GOING ALONG WITH THE POLICY AS BEST I CAN. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. uh... ok well it sounds like a pretty good policy to me! YOU DON'T SAY. SO ANYWAY, BECAUSE OF THAT, MY ROLE AT THE MOMENT IS TO ACT AS A SORT OF GO BETWEEN FOR YOU AND YOUR FUTURE SELF TO HELP ALONG THE PROCESS OF MAKING THESE PLANS WHILE YOUR FUTURE SELF IS DELIBERATELY VAGUE ABOUT SOME STUFF SO AS NOT TO "JINX" THE CONCEPTION OF THE IDEAS IN THE FIRST PLACE I GUESS? ALL WHILE YOUR CURRENT SELF IS NECESSARILY KIND OF DUMB ABOUT EVERYTHING. hey!!! SORRY, OK, JUST KIND OF IGNORANT BECAUSE STUFF HASN'T HAPPENED YET YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. IT'S NOT ALL THAT STRAIGHTFORWARD FOR ME EITHER, BUT I'M USED TO THIS SORT OF IDIOCY BY NOW. IT'S A LOT BETTER THAN THE MORONIC REVERSE CONVERSATION WITH EGBERT I TRAPPED MYSELF INTO. MEANWHILE TIME IS KIND OF RUNNING OUT HERE, WHERE I AM WE'RE COUNTING DOWN TO SOMETHING SOMETHING LOOMING ON THE TROLLIAN TIMELINE AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT IT IS AND MY TEAM IS KIND OF FALLING APART I'M COMPLETELY LOSING TRACK OF EVERYONE AND WHAT THEY'RE DOING. SO AT THIS POINT I'M JUST GOING ALONG WITH WHATEVER THERE IS TO GO ALONG WITH. AND THAT IS YOU AND YOUR CRAZY FUTURE PLANS. AND THE SCRATCH. oh yeah! dave told me about that. what is it? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! AT ONE POINT I THOUGHT I DID, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST WHATEVER SENT JACK HERE. BUT CLEARLY IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. ARADIA KNEW BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY, AND THEN SHE WENT AND GODDAMN EXPLODED. YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME EITHER, BECAUSE I'M NOT "SUPPOSED TO KNOW" YET. WHATEVER, I DON'T EVEN CARE, LET'S JUST DO IT. ok then... what was the thing i told you to tell me to do? right now, i mean OK, DON'T ASK ME WHY, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THAT EITHER. BUT THAT BLUE SCREEN THERE FIRST, LIKE I SAID, SHUT IT OFF ok then what THEN YOU NEED TO DRAW IT. draw it? YES and then? THEN NOTHING THAT'S IT.
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