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so then i guess im a hypocrite :( NOT REALLY IT JUST MEANS YOU'RE A SANE RATIONAL PERSON, AND THERE JUST MIGHT BE HOPE FOR YOU YET wait... so me arguing with my dead dream self and smacking her around while screaming at her makes me SANE??? YES, ABSOLUTELY. IT MEANS ALL OF YOUR HIDEOUS FLAWS DISGUST YOU. YOU ARE RIGHT TO BE DISGUSTED, IT'S MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE CAN SAY FOR THEMSELVES. REALLY, CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. hahaha, wow you are so weird CONGRATULATIONS, IN ADDITION TO, JUST MAYBE, AN APOLOGY. DON'T YOU THINK? you want me to apologize?! for what, calling you crazy for arguing with yourself??? WOULD IT REALLY KILL YOU TO CONSIDER IT? after taking so much crap from you for all those years? no forget it, im not apologizing that is BULLSHIT DEAD DREAM DOG JADE, IS THAT YOU??? YOU'RE SOUNDING A BIT HYSTERICAL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD CALM DOWN. shut uuuup!!! WELL IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO GET YOUR ANEURYSM UNDER CONTROL MAYBE YOU WILL REALIZE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SPECIFY TO WHOM AN APOLOGY WAS IN ORDER. IDIOT. what are you saying you want to apologize I GUESS THIS APOLOGY WAS GOING TO GO DOWN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, SO THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE THE TIME. AND LET'S FACE IT, I WAS REALLY BEING THE WORST KIND OF PHLEGM BUBBLE BLOWN OUT A NOISY GLISTENING ASS. SO I'M SORRY. BUT TO BE FAIR, IT WAS MY PAST SELF WHO WAS GIVING YOU SUCH A HARD TIME, AND HE'S COMPLETELY DERANGED. ok, i appreciate the THOUGHT of an apology, but i dont know if it really counts if you are just going to pawn off responsibility on your "past self" again! maybe your "present self" should own up to it! YEAH THAT'S WHAT HE'S DOING. HE, BEING ME, RIGHT NOW, IS OWNING UP TO WHAT A FUCKING RETARD PAST ME WAS, AND CONTINUES TO BE. laaaaame YES, I KNOW IT'S LAME. OR I KNOW THAT YOU THINK IT'S LAME WHEN I SAY SHIT LIKE THAT. BECAUSE REMEMBER I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU FROM THE FUTURE, AND I KNOW YOU DON'T COTTON TO MY PCG/FCG STUPIDITY. BUT SEE, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YET. OR MORE SPECIFICALLY, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT YET. SO I'M KIND OF PULLING A FAST ONE HERE. hahahaha, that is so ridiculous why dont you stop it with all this nonsense and own up to being terrible unequivocally? YEAH I'M GOING TO. THE THING IS, I KIND OF MISREPRESENTED MYSELF. I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A SCUMBAG AS I WAS SO DETERMINED TO MAKE OUT WITH MYSELF TO BE. FUCK I MEAN MAKE MYSELF OUT TO BE :o I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I TROLLED YOU LIKE THAT SO PERSISTENTLY FOR SOME REASON DEEP DOWN I JUST KNEW THAT I HAD TO EVEN IF IT MEANT DIGGING MYSELF INTO A HUGE HOLE WITH YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT WOULD BE HARD TO CLIMB OUT OF AND LIKE PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING I SAID WAS COMPLETELY BASELESS BECAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW YOU JUST LIKE YOU DIDN'T AND STILL DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW ME SO I GUESS I AM APOLOGIZING FOR IT, LIKE REALLY SERIOUSLY NOW. I, PRESENT KARKAT, IN THE CURRENT MOMENT, APOLOGIZE ON BEHALF OF MY STUPID PAST SELF, *WHO IS ACTUALLY ME*. THE GUY TALKING RIGHT NOW. LIKE, THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THOSE GUYS, OK? hmmmm... HMMMM??????? yes, hm HM WHAT ok karkat, that sounds pretty sincere to me and youre right, i dont actually know you i just know the part of you who acted like a bully i understand there can be more to a person than just the stuff they say when theyre angry so i will accept your apology and give you another chance OK, GREAT. and i will apologize for calling you crazy obviously i am not in much position to judge :| NO BUT YOU WERE RIGHT, I AM CRAZY BUT THANKS ANYWAY so you say you have been talking to me from the future? YEAH MAKING PLANS AND WHATNOT TO PRY OURSELVES MUTUALLY OUT OF THIS MASSIVE MOBIUS DOUBLE CLUSTERFUCK. ok, so what is the plan? i mean, why did you want me to contact you at this moment so badly? OK WELL THE MOST IMMEDIATE POINT OF BUSINESS IS YOU SEE THAT GLOWING BLUE SCREEN BEHIND YOU? yes YOU NEED TO TURN THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT OFF.
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