Jade: Answer patron troll.
ATTENTION HARLEY. PLEASE STOP WEEPING WITH AND OR BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SELF PROTOTYPED LUSUSPRITE STOP DOING ONE OF THOSE THINGS AT LEAST LONG ENOUGH TO ANSWER ME. PLEASE. PRETTY POLITE EARTH PLEASE. WHO AM I KIDDING I'M WASTING MY TIME AGAIN karkat!!!!! WHOA FUCK YOU ANSWERED ME, I DONT BELIEVE IT yes im going crazy here i never thought id say this, but im actually almost relieved to talk to you WHAT YOU ARE or really ANYBODY besides that lunatic SHE IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!!!!!! OH YEAH? HOW SO, EVERYTHING HERE APPEARS TO BE PROCEEDING RATIONALLY. WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM are you joking??? look at this mess! MESS? JADE, NOW IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE *YOU'RE* THE ONE WHO'S JOKING. YOUR HIVE BALL ROLLED DOWN A BEAUTIFUL WINTER HILL, AND YOU ARE SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME WITH FAMILY. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FILL ME IN ON THE NATURE OF THE PROBLEM. okay... i made the mistake of prototyping my dream self who has been dead for years and shes completely crazy and theres no talking any sense into her HMM. hmm? YES. "HMM." hmm what HMM AS IN HMM INTERESTING. AS IN HMM HOW VERY, VERY FUCKING INTERESTING INDEED.
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