Jade: Pester a Dave.
dave!!!!!! any dave out there please listen! this is a dave out there whats up dave i just saw you, and you were dead! you were in a green suit and covered in blood, oh god it was terrible :( if that was a future dave you have to make sure that doesnt happen!!! it wasnt a future dave he was from a while ago oh i am confused :o sorry you had to see that but dont worry it was just a doomed dave no big deal really i was swindled into splitting time paths along the way and that guy got the dead end of the stick ill be fine ok... i am still not sure i get that! but i guess i am relieved? yes you are go ahead and be relieved wheeeew! there i just was nice how did that poor dave die? was it jack? yeah hes pretty much the guy in charge of random teleportation murders right now D: what about your... um.... oh no i dont even know if you know about this what my bro yeah jack killed him too ;_; is it something you would like to talk about not much to talk about this is some pretty serious existence threatening shit going down and some people are going to die i guess even crazy hard dudes like my bro slash weird covert biological ghost dad ghost dad??? yeah roses too i thought john filled you in on the ectobiology stuff oh... yes he mentioned something about it i guess i didnt realize its full implications.... but time was short when we talked! bottom line is were all related slimewise except you and me and him and rose pairways respectively makes the shipping chart pretty simple here hang on while i dig up that piece of shit karkat made where the fuck did that thing go fuck it never mind just imagine something ugly made by a jackass ugh i forgot i still have to get back to him its like a big unpleasant chore hanging over my head D: i guess anyway dave im really sorry about your bro/dad you were pretty close with him right? meh it was a pretty bizarre relationship by any standard fightin off wave after wave of face pumicing puppet ass every day always being on guard for stealth attacks in the middle of the night while getting up to go to the fucking bathroom heheh but i guess it all sorta amounted to some vague unspoken semblance of kinship if thats a thing like if honor among thieves is something then lets call it camaraderie among ironic rapping roof ninjas but thanks sure i thought about taking his sword when i was there but i couldnt couldnt really bring myself to try to pull it out it was too weird dave we have to stop him!!!!! what jack! he shouldnt get away with this you think yes why dont you stop jumping around through time like a maniac and stop being like a hundred daves all the time and come to my house so we can make a plan to kill him?? well id like to but im still trapped in the chronologistics of this fuckin one man ballet there are loops outstanding and if i step out of line you get to see more bloody daves im getting pretty sick of it but i think itll be over soon then ill break out and ride linear the rest of the way i think once its time to put the end game in motion til then youre on your own for a while oh :( besides we cant beat him look what he did to bro and davesprite together im at the top of my echeladder with all the fraymotifs and i stand no chance johns even better than that even though he doesnt know it at the moment and he stands no chance either only thing we can do is hold out until the scratch what is the scratch? guess i shouldnt really say since you sort of lead the way in making that plan really?? yeah well suffice to say if we cant beat him all we can really do is exile him to a place where he cant teleport back which hopefully buys us some time to try to take out his power source in a crazy suicide mission hmmmm... so was that like a hint? about what im supposed to do :D kinda well maybe im just being naive... but a crazy suicide mission does not sound like the ideal solution to me! are you suuuure we cant beat him? i dont know if we should rule it out! well youre about to do what youre about to do and im not going to tell you not to i wont do the bullshit troll thing and tell you what youre going to do and then just dare you not to while knowing damn well you will anyway so ill just say whats next is up to you and if later you want to talk about it im here ok thanks dave!
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