Jade: Make this legendary piece of shit.
hmmm... i have seen this before howws that possible its a one of a kind wweapon plundered from an alternian ghost ship i am very sure its the same rifle included with johns present but... bigger of course probably a cheap imitation of the original uh kind of like that one there is so theres your answwer stable loops ahoy noww enjoy the utter fuckin domination it affords yes but.... i did not provide the weapons! my penpal did wwhos that the guy who helps me build the present we worked on it together but he supplied the bunnys weapons im pretty sure hes from the future! wwhy because he said hes my grandson wwhat the fuck is a grandson is that some kind of pervverse human familial thing umm yes nevvermind then your procreational biologistics make my fins curl in distaste oh no!!!!! aaaaa please dont tell anyone i told you about him! augh how could i let that slip to you of all people settle dowwn jade youre radically underestimatin the amount of shit i dont givve about this ill havve you knoww this is the last time im plannin on talkin to any human i got bigger ships to sink and soon wwhen im good and ready me and my luminous fuckin science stick havve got a date wwith jack noir AND NO NOT THAT KIND OF DATE GIVVE ME A LITTLE FUCKIN CREDIT wow ok!!!! i wasnt going to say anything wwhys this matter so hush hush anywway he didnt want me to tell my friends who he really was i guess maybe he was concerned about upsetting the timeline? i dunno wwell maybe he didnt wwanna disrupt wwhatevver disgustin sequence of evvents wwas responsible for his spawwnin in the first place maybe! i have wondered about that, assuming he is right... he was so nice, and it really did feel like i was talking to family, so i really dont think he was making it up i couldnt help but try to imagine his parents... and more interestingly....... his grandfather :O i still wonder who it could be... although i guess at this point the options are pretty limited :o ok i think im startin to feel ill talkin about things makin me fathom pink wwigglers comin out a your owwn personal torso so change a fuckin subject that gun i just gavve you is somethin of a hatchright to the kid happy i could play a role in your dirty stinkin lineage like an heirloom? i guess it could be do you even have those? if you dont have parents how could you? no wwe dont knoww our direct forebears and im pretty sure any attempt to seek out or evven inquire about the supplier of your genes wwould be a fine wway to get yourself killed but wwevve got our lore and it says wwe all got indivvidual ancestors wwho contribute to most of our genes abovve and beyond wwhat the grubs slurry does ewwwwwwww oh shut up anywway a lot of us believve wwere meant to trace the footsteps of those ancestors evven though wwe can nevver knoww em and on that journey wwe can come across belongings they once had cause wwe wwere hatched to find em and finish their wwork i kinda think thats wwhy i found the gun in the first place but noww im forsakin it because fuck i just found a better destiny than my old crappy one wwhich i nevver got any appreciation for anywway hmmmm then maybe that is how this heirloom should work wwhat do you mean well i dont want to use it! aww man come on so ill just dump it outside the house with the trash and if it is fated to find my penpal one day then so be it! god damn it its like you people go out of your wway to think a howw to disrespect me maybe you should have been nicer to me! in any case i dont appreciate the spirit in which the gift was given so this is what i will do! fine fuck it wwhat do i care this has been a completely flippin useless exchange as havve they all been wwith your species and for the record evven though i said that stuff about bein fated to find my gun fate isnt real its a lot of FAKE FUCKIN HORSEFEATHERS noww go and be cleansed by the light of truth purity nonfakeness hope and abovve all SCIENCE gardenGnostic's johnnytop exploded.
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