Jade: Answer this douche bag.
noww that youre done makin all that pointless rubbish ivve got somethin wway more wworth your wwhile which one were you again? wait werent you the guy who was always trying to hit on me?? that couldvve been anyone lets not get distracted by your sad league of suitors and their flushed desperations im offerin you the edge here in your rivvalry wwith the other female uh... wwevve got the same abstratus and i dont need this thing anymore since i became more powwerful than you could evver imagine as a mighty wwizard of wwhite science so you might as wwell take it and settle your score wwith that awwful wwitch but im the wwitch! i mean witch yeah ok the seer then if you wwant to be dealin wwith technicalities rose? i do not have a score to settle with rose!!! why would you think that? oh wwell fuck suppose i wwas guessin it wwas natural to presume somesuch relation like that betwween the twwo a you i think you are projecting your own attitude on to others just because you tend to hate and/or hit on everyone you meet doesnt mean everyone else is that way rose just sent me a code for a crystal ball, shes my friend and is basically the best! oh i see so she shared her "magic secrets" wwith you then its probably a trap i wwouldnt trust her she is a cunnin and treacherous sort trust me i knoww her type wait do you have a thing for her too??? did she reject you or something? you are slingin around such a bloody mess of slander wwith these accusations you wwouldnt understand anywway its already been painfully established you people cant get your shalloww think pans under the majesty of our quadrants :| if you must knoww things betwween us wwere gettin pretty bellicose and im pretty sure she wwas wwaxin as obsidian for me as a human got it in em to do and if not for the interdimensional divvide keepin us apart honestly i dont doubt our rivvalry could be brewwin outright pitch uh huh... but the thing is i need a rivval wwho can pose me a challenge and frankly shes not evven fit for holdin my cape anymore at this point i find all her adorable black pixie dabblins to be prime kiddie playtime shit all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES an wwith my empiricists wwand i servve as the righteous hope that wwill incinerate delusion and the deluded alike my holy fire is the wwhite fury bled from the wwrath-wweary eyes of fifty thousand nonfictional angels and wwhen theyre finished wweepin they wwill boww before their prince wow what are you talking about so really you should be honored to inherit my old callin both my armaments and my feud itll be wwitch against wwitch a real one vvs an impostor faker one dies hey look at that, time for me to get going! oh wwill you just take the fuckin gun already no i dont want it!!!!! its a wway more powwerful wweapon than any of that crap you made its a legendary relic wwithout equal more like a legendary piece of shit! youre bein needlessly fuckin stubborn about this im doin you a fuckin favvor here yes but i dont like you very much and i feel really icky about accepting a present from you if you accept it this is the last ill evver be botherin you about anythin ok siiigh fine FFFFFFWW what? thats the code oh...
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