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alright then i guess thats enough of this horseshit time to move on right SUR3 1F YOU R34LLY W4NT TO L34V3 POOR DOOM3D D4V3 H3R3 TO H1S OWN D3V1C3S i dont even want to be around when he wakes up itll be weird and awkward 1 DONT SUPPOS3 1 COULD T4LK YOU 1NTO PUTT1NG H1M OUT OF H1S M1S3RY B4S3D ON TH3 R3SULT OF 4 CO1N FL1P >:D no fuck no put your fucking death coin away jesus i am forbidding you from ever flipping that coin again when youre talking to me or even thinking about me F1N3!!!! WOW D4V3 SO TOUCHY 4BOUT 4 S1LLY L1TTL3 CO1N YOUR3 OV3R3ST1M4T1NG 1TS R3L3V4NC3 H3R3 4NYW4Y 1N F4CT 4FT3R 1 FL1PP3D 1T, 1 D1DNT 3V3N LOOK 4T TH3 R3SULT! what you didnt NOP3 D4V3, WHY WOULD 4 BL1ND G1RL LOOK 4T 4 CO1N SH3 C4NT 3V3N S33? 1T DO3SNT M4K3 S3NS3! thats fucking idiotic you could smell a flea off a dogs balls >:\ D4V3 S33 TH1S SH1T YOUR3 DO1NG NOW TH1S 1S TH3 GROSS SH1T 1 W4S T4LK1NG 4BOUT 1TS NOT 4NYWH3R3 N34R 4S 3ND34R1NG 4S YOU TH1NK 4H4H4H4H4H4 this is bs so ok your coinflip of death was meaningless great to know is there anything else we need to do here i sent you the money i got all the fraymotifs tell me what is there thats left besides you jerking me around probably time we chill out for a while and i get back in sync with my teammates OH Y3S, 1 KNOW YOUV3 GOT SOM3 WORK TO DO, 1 C4N T4K3 4 H1NT 4ND G1V3 YOU SOM3 SP4C3 TO DO 1T >:] J4D3 1S GO1NG TO N33D YOUR H3LP ON H3R N1C3 FROST3D M4RSHM4LLOW PL4N3T then i guess thats where ill go 4ND 1F YOU C4N F1ND 1T 1N YOUR COOLK1D H34RT NOT TO ST4Y M4D 4T M3, F33L FR33 TO G3T 1N TOUCH 4NY T1M3 ok i mean im not even actually mad i just i dunno >:o i still dont really get what you did was the trick really necessary it sounds like the splitoff was a result of both possible decisions i could have made and had fuckall to do with your coin or randomness or luck 3X4CTLY!!! S33 YOU DO G3T 1T get what YOU 4SK3D WH4T 1T M34NS TO B3 TH3 S33R OF M1ND yeah and i obviously still dont know OK TH3N 1LL JUST 4SK TH1S HOW MUCH OF YOUR R34L1TY DO YOU TH1NK 1S M4D3 OF WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND? i dont know sounds like a riddle fuck it ill just say all of it i mean that is the answer right SM4RT4SS >:P 1T 1S NOT 4 R1DDL3, 1T 1S 4 S3R1OUS QU3ST1ON, TH3R3 1S 4 B1G D1FF3R3NC3 D4V3 1F YOU S33 WH4TS 1N YOUR M1ND CL34RLY 4ND UND3RST4ND TH3 POW3R YOUR THOUGHTS H4V3 TH3N YOU UND3RST4ND R34L1TY WH1L3 3V3RYON3 3LS3 1S RUNN1NG 4ROUND CONFUS3D 4ND 4NGRY 4ND UPS3T B3C4US3 TH3Y TH1NK R34L1TY 1S SOM3TH1NG H4PP3N1NG TO TH3M R4TH3R TH4N SOM3TH1NG TH3Y 4R3 M4K1NG 3V3RY MOM3NT W1TH 3V3RY THOUGHT oh ok HOW W3LL DO YOU TH1NK YOU KNOW YOUR M1ND D4V3? really well i know it biblically its an obscene nsfw spectacle H3H3H3 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS BUT 1 KNOW 1T 1S PROB4BLY 4 RUD3 JOK3! means my skull is a bucket and my brains a plump fuckgrub GROSS D4V3 1S GROSS!!! BUT 1 KN3W TH4T TOO 1 KNOW YOUR M1ND B3TT3R TH4N YOU oh do you 1 4M NOT PSYCH1C, BUT 1 H4V3 TH3 S1GHT S33RS 4R3 M34NT TO H4V3 1T W4S MY ROL3 TO H4V3 1T TO T4LK TO P3OPL3 4ND S33 TH3 TUNN3LS 4ND VORT1C3S 1N TH31R M1NDS 4ND TO UND3RST4ND TH3 R34L1T13S TH3Y WOULD CR34T3 1F THOS3 THOUGHTS L34D TO 4CT1ON FOR MY 3N3M13S, 1 W4S M34NT TO BR1NG 4BOUT TH3 1NH3R3NT R3TR1BUT1ON FLOW1NG FROM TH3 R34L1TY M4D3 BY TH31R OWN 3V1L THOUGHTS 4ND FOR MY FR13NDS, TO PROT3CT TH3M FROM TH31R T3ND3NCY TO UND3R3ST1M4T3 TH3 POW3R TH31R CONFUS1ON H4S OV3R TH31R F4T3 TO K33P TH3M OUT OF TROUBL3, D4V3 >:] is that what you were doing just now M4YB3 1 W4S! YOU N3V3R KNOW, S33RS 4R3 NOTOR1OUSLY CRYPT1C 1N TH31R W4YS yeah no fuck 4NYW4Y, 1TS B33N FUN D4V3 1TS B33N SO FUN B3C4US3 TH3 MOR3 P3OPL3 TRY TO H1D3 TH3 MOR3 TH3Y SHOW M3 SO 1 GU3SS TH4TS HOW 1 KNOW 1 L1K3 YOU SO MUCH >:D man you are just some kind of knowitall arent you what else do you know HMM 1 KNOW SOM3 V3RY 1MPORT4NT TH1NGS like 1 KNOW TH4T YOU W3R3 ON TO SOM3TH1NG WH3N YOU S41D LUCK W4SNT 1NVOLV3D W1TH TH3 CO1N FL1P yeah because you didnt even look it was like schrodingers fucking coin and then it turned into schrodingers fucking dave R1CKY SCHROD1NG3R? yeah W3LL Y3S, TH4T M4Y B3 TRU3, BUT 3V3N SO 1 DO KNOW TH4T LUCK 1S 4 V3RY R34L TH1NG! FORTUN3 1S TH3 3SS3NC3 OF L1GHT, 4ND 1T SH1N3S ON THOS3 WHOV3 M4ST3R3D 1T BUT 1 KNOW SOM3TH1NG MOR3 1MPORT4NT TH4N TH1S 1T 1S 4 B1G S3CR3T M4YB3 TH3 B1GG3ST 4ND MOST 1MPORT4NT S3CR3T OF 4LL what
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