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M4YB3 YOU FORGOT 1 WOULDNT BL4M3 YOU S1NC3 TH3R3 H4S B33N 4 LOT TO K33P TR4CK OF BUT H3R3 1S HOW 1T W3NT DOWN YOU W3R3 STRUTT1NG 4ROUND 1N YOUR D3L1C1OUS K1W1 31GHT B4LL SU1T 4ND RUNN1NG YOUR FR3SH MOUTH 4S USU4L durp yo terezi sup sup gotta beat john gotta beat john hes got a long hood and he does wind, how can i get powers too? oops red is how i talk, my bad OH MY GOD... D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T >:o ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse OK >:[ SO 4NYW4Y, 1M L1K3 D4V3 TH4TS GO1NG TO 1NVOLV3 F4C1NG YOUR OWN D34TH 4ND 1M SORRY TO BR34K 1T TO YOU BUT 1 DONT TH1NK YOUR3 R34DY FOR TH4T SO TH3N D4V3 1S L1K3 thats so stupid bluh bluh im being difficult, and cool, word up SO 1 S4Y F1N3 1 W1LL SHOW YOU BUT ONLY 1F YOU PROM1S3 TO TH3 3X4CT T3RMS OF MY 4RR4NG3M3NT, 1N ORD3R TO PROT3CT TH3 1NT3GR1TY OF TH3 T1M3L1N3 >:] the arrangement being the coin flip thing thank god we did that otherwise wed be screwed i probably would have gone back in time and killed my own grandfather oh wait i never had one 4H, BUT 1T W4S 1MPORT4NT! YOU JUST D1DNT KNOW WH4T W4S GO1NG ON, WH1CH W4S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD 1 TOLD YOU 1 W4S GO1NG TO FL1P 4 CO1N 4ND B3FOR3 1 D1D, YOU H4D TO P1CK 4 S1D3 W1THOUT T3LL1NG M3 GOOD H34DS OR B4D H34DS 4ND YOU W3R3 L1K3 hey sure terezi i will hella go along with your two face thing WH4T3V3R TH4T M34NS >:\ oh yeah WH4T D1D TH4T M34N, BY TH3 W4Y WH4TS 4 TWO F4C3 TH1NG twoface is a human batman villain whos half ugly and flips coins all the time to make evil decisions OH... W3LL TH4TS K1ND OF D1SH34RT3N1NG, 1 SORT OF THOUGHT MY CO1N FL1PP1NG W4S 4 COOL 4ND UN1QU3 TH1NG >:[ its ok flippin coins for reasons is still pretty badass i guess why dont you finish your story
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