Dave: Pester Terezi.
ok WH4T >:? what do you mean what 1 M34N WH4T 4R3 YOU W41T1NG FOR! 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO JUST ST4ND TH3R3, OR 4R3 YOU GO1NG TO SUCK 1T UP 4ND 4SS4SS1N4T3 TH4T N1C3 LOOK1NG D4V3 1N H1S SL33P? >:] but you know if im going to or not its lame for you to pretend theres any element of suspense here why dont you just tell me OH 1 G3T 1T YOU W4NT TO R1S3 TO TH3 GOD T13RS 4ND B3COM3 4S GR34T 4S JOHN WH1L3 ST1LL FORF31T1NG 4LL OF YOUR D3C1S1ONS 4ND FR33 W1LL TO 4 BL1ND G1RL 1N 4NOTH3R D1M3NS1ON R34L H3RO1C, D4V3! OR SHOULD 1 S4Y SOOOO COOOOOOL >8] look i dont mind making the decision if thats whats going on here like doing the free will thing OH 1S TH4T 4 TH1NG NOW? yes how would it ever stop being a thing being a things not something it ever stopped doing i just want to know whats really going on here before i decide to start choppin off the heads of outrageously good looking snoozing dudes 1 TOLD YOU YOU N33D TO D13 ON YOUR QU3ST B3D TO R34CH TH3 GOD T13R 1N SK414 W1TH JOHN ok i know but something about this doesnt add up who is this guy i dont remember sleeping on this bed or reaching the god tier im pretty sure thats something id remember so is he from the future does this mean later im going to have to put this ugly goddamn suit back on which i thought we both agreed id retired from the wardrobe forever and then go back in time and sleep in this bed and get killed by me right now do i have the stable loop right NOP3! then what 1 C4N T3LL YOU BUT F1RST, 4R3 YOU SO SUR3 TH1S 1S TH3 SOURC3 OF YOUR H3S1T4T1ON, D4V3? K33P1NG TR4CK OF T3MPOR4L LOG1ST1CS? why wouldnt i be concerned about that if we make mistakes then dead daves start piling up and dead daves are the enemy remember says the sword holding guy whos about to add one to the pile 1M JUST S4Y1NG 1T 1SNT 34SY FOR 4NYON3 TO F4C3 TH31R OWN D34TH 3V3N 1F TH3 CONS3QU3NC3 1S TO TH31R B3N3F1T NOT 3V3N 4NY OF US M4N4G3D TO DO 1T W3LL, 3XC3PT FOR ON3 who T4K3 4 WILD GU3SS! ok got it i wonder if this can finally be the conversation that doesnt deteriorate into a lot of bitching and moaning about her F1N3 >:P so if im understanding this this guy isnt from the future who came back to finish a loop and hes not from the past because id remember doing this so this isnt part of our timeline choreography at all must be from an offshoot timeline which means hes doomed Y3S ok so how did this happen where did we fuck up W3 D1DNT! SORRY 4BOUT TH1S D4V3 1T W4S TH3 B3ST W4Y 1 COULD TH1NK OF TO SHOW YOU WH4T TH1S 1NVOLV3S! YOU WOULDNT STOP BUGG1NG M3 4BOUT WHY YOUD N3V3R B3 4BL3 TO C4TCH UP W1TH JOHN 1 TOLD YOU YOU WOULDNT B3 4BL3 TO F4C3 YOUR D34TH 4ND TH4T W4SNT GOOD 3NOUGH FOR YOU! SO H3R3 W3 4R3 what exactly did you do
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