John: Take legendary nap.
ok, i think i'm ready to take this legendary nap! and then climb the god tiers, i guess? Yes, exactly! Pretty exciting, isn't it? yeah... maybe it is a little TOO exciting. What's that mean? i am not sleepy at all! also, this is not much of a bed. more like a really hard slab of rock. i don't see how i will be able to sleep. John. Would you like me to put you to sleep? um... you mean, you're asking me this time, instead of just doing it? what happened to you wanting to be responsible for me becoming a hero! John, I am clearly involved in your rise to power now regardless. That can't 8e changed! I am giving you the option, 8ecause at some point a hero has to start making choices. Once you take a 8r8k from hunting treasure and stop getting distracted 8y side quests, you eventually realize that's what this game is all a8out. The choices you make affect the destiny of the universe you cre8te, as well as the type of hero you 8ecome. It would have 8een nice if someone was around to explain all this to me, and let me have some control over my own f8. I had to do this a much less pleasant way. I'm sparing you that indignity. 8esides, it's not like you're some loser who doesn't know how to make tough decisions. So what'll it 8e, John? well... i'm supposed to go to sleep to realize my destiny... and you have the ability to make me do that, so... i don't really see the harm in that. it sounds like it is just the practical thing to do. Am I hearing a "yes," John? yes, that is my decision. vriska, please put me to sleep! You got it. <3
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