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woooooow... you sound really confused to me! aBSOLUTELY, i AM CONFUSED LIKE A FOX, tHE KIND THAT HAS HIGH SELF ESTEEM, heheheh youre incredibly silly i cant really tell to what extent youre joking around here! i UNDERSTAND THAT, aND JOKES HAPPEN, yES, bUT FEELING GREAT ABOUT YOURSELF IS NOT A JOKING ISSUE, iT IS HEAVY DUTY BUSINESS, aND NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ALL THE SERIOUSNESS THAT SAD THINGS GET, i'VE LEARNED THAT, fROM MY FRIENDS, AND ALSO, FROM RUFIO, rufio? yES, hE'S A FAKE, what do you mean fake? a FAKE GUY i MADE UP IMAGINARILY, hE NEVER STOPS BEING A THING THAT'S NOT REAL, ohh like an imaginary friend.... heh, ok i'M PRETENDING THAT BEING FULLY HONEST ABOUT RUFIO'S FAKENESS, AND, bEING UP FRONT ABOUT HIS GENERAL FRAUDULENCE, tHAT IT WILL ONLY GIVE ME EXTRA CONFIDENCE, i'M PRETENDING THAT AS HARD AS i CAN, iN THE MOST CONFIDENT WAY, wHICH MAKES IT PARTIALLY MORE TRUE, that sure is a philosophy you have there! yES, bEING CONFIDENT IS ALWAYS ABOUT SAYING AND DOING THE THINGS YOU FEEL, eVEN IF THE AFRAID PART OF YOU SAYS, nO, pLEASE DON'T DO THAT, lIKE, uHHHHHHH, hERE IS A THING i'M AFRAID TO SAY TO YOU, jADE, bUT, i'M TOO CONFIDENT NOW TO LET MY AFRAIDNESS MAKE ME FEEL TERRIBLE, oh?? well, what is it? rEMEMBER, i TALKED TO YOU A LOT WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING, yes uHH, aND, wE TALKED ABOUT LOTS OF THINGS, aND WE HAD SOME THINGS IN COMMON, aND IT WAS NICE, sure! aND i THINK CONSEQUENTLY, tHE EMOTIONAL RESULT IS PROBABLY, tHAT MAYBE i HAVE SOME POSSIBLE RED FEELINGS FOR YOU, red feelings? you mean whoooooaaaaaa wait really? :o wOW, tHAT SURE WAS A HARD THING TO SAY AND MADE ME INCREDIBLY NERVOUS, bUT i SAID IT BECAUSE OF MY REMARKABLE LEG-POWERED SELF CONFIDENCE, aND NOW i THINK ALL THAT'S LEFT IS DEFINITELY YOUR RECIPROCATION ABOUT THAT, pROBABLY, um................. well i dont think i can reciprocate! uH OH, i mean youre nice but i dont really know you... i dont even know your name! oH GOSH, hOW STUPID CAN i BE, i FORGOT TO SAY, i'M TAVROS, ok tavros i dont know if youve fully thought about this! you dont actually know me very well either oH YES, i SURELY DO, bECAUSE WE HAD A NUMBER OF SPIRITED CONVERSATIONS, wHEREIN YOU WERE VERY NICE AND PLEASED TO SPEAK WITH ME, dID, i MISINTERPRET THAT, wAS IT NOT ACTUALLY NICENESS, well no i was being nice because i like to be nice to people when i can, and when they are nice to me but...... things are a little more complicated than that, you cant know someone just by a few conversations! i mean, i only talked to you when i was asleep! i am kind of different when im dreaming... i forget things, and at times im not totally sure whats real dont you remember thats what its like to dream on prospit? uH, kIND OF, sorry, i feel bad about having to disappoint you... but i dont know what else to say bUT WHAT ABOUT, mY ATTRACTIVE BRAVADO, aND IGNORING MY INSTINCTUAL COWARDICE HARD ENOUGH TO SAY THAT i LIKE YOU, iSN'T THAT, sUPPOSED TO BE VERY ATTRACTIVE, aND ENCOURAGE THE MAJOR HAVING OF FLUSHED FEELINGS IN OTHERS, i GUESS WHAT i MEAN IS, wHAT ABOUT ALL MY CONFIDENCE, wHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, jeeeeeez, um... tavros i am really flattered you like me and all and that sure is confident of you to say so! and thats great buuuut... i guess confidence is one thing but there is such a thing as being toooo forward i guess? wOW, oK, i aaaalso think... and really this is just polite friendly advice! that if youre really confident you dont always have to say it all the time it... oh man im sorry to say it just comes of as a little insecure and off putting and kind of defeats the purpose! and all things considered i think we should just stay friends or really........ continue building a friendship in the first place, since like i said we dont actually know each other that well! yEAH, uUUUUUUHHH, sorry :C nO, nO, iF i'M BEING REALISTIC i THINK THAT'S WHAT'S REASONABLE TO SAY TO ME, aND i'LL WORK ON TONING DOWN MY SELF RESPECT A LITTLE, aaaah no! you should have self respect just... oh boy this is frustrating can we talk about this later? i have some things to do! why dont we get back to the original point why do you want to commune with bec again?
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