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omg...... that wasnt a senior interloper, im pretty sure youre talking about my grandpa!!! oH, and if im interpreting correctly.... youre saying you used bec to make me shoot him??? augh thats so awful! uHH, wHAT'S, a GRANDPA, oh boy ok it is basically an old man, who serves the same role as i guess a lusus does on your planet? he was like my dad, he took care of me! wHOA, tHAT IS A REALLY WEIRD CULTURAL THING, i GUESS, sigh... sORRY THEN, aBOUT, mY CULTURAL IGNORANCE, well im not blaming you or anything it sounds like you were just trying to help and you did save my life but...... i mean jeeeez talk about a misunderstanding wELL, nOW i FEEL VERY STUPID, bUT, i DON'T THINK i WILL GIVE INTO BAD SELF ESTEEM THIS TIME ABOUT THIS, iT'S IMPORTANT TO STAY CONFIDENT ABOUT STUFF, DON'T YOU AGREE, uh sure? aND i THINK THIS IS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO BOND, aND BECOME CLOSER IN AN EMOTIONAL WAY, pROBABLY, .... it is? oH YES, sEE THE FUNNY THING IS, i ALSO KILLED MY LUSUS BY ACCIDENT, i MEAN, mY LUSUS THAT WAS A LITTLE FAIRY BULL, nOT AN OLD MAN WITH A HUGE GUN, oh nooo how did that happen? i MURDERED HIM INAPPROPRIATELY WITH A FOUR WHEEL DEVICE, :| ummm what kind of device? lIKE, tHE KIND BASICALLY FOR CRIPPLES TO SIT IN, aND ROLL AROUND, oh you mean a wheelchair! i GUESS, tHAT'S A WAY TO CALL IT, how... did that happen? wELL, i WAS SITTING IN IT, bEING CRIPPLED LIKE USUAL, aND HE GOT UNDER THE WHEEL IN HIS NAP, D: im so sorry um also i didnt realize you were paralyzed not that im saying sorry for that! that would be rude i think i am just saying sorry for your loss oH, iT'S OKAY, oN BOTH THINGS, hE CAME BACK TO LIFE FOR A WHILE, aND COULD TALK, AND THAT WAS FUN, aND ALSO, i'M NOT PARALYZED ANYMORE, }:) oh? nO, i HAVE ROBOT LEGS, aND i FEEL GREAT, aND i CAN WALK, wow nice! oH YES, iT IS TRULY NICE, i AM A NEW AND DIFFERENT GUY, mOSTLY, bEING NOT PHYSICALLY HANDICAPPED IS MOST CERTAINLY THE KEY TO HAVING HIGH SELF ESTEEM, um that..... i dont know if i agree with that! oH ABSOLUTELY, tAKE IT FROM ME AS WHAT FACT IS TRUE, aND NOW, i FEEL EMBOLDENED TO DO BOLD THINGS THAT HEROES SHOULD DO, lIKE, sAVE THE LIFE OF A PRETTY GIRL, AND KILL THE FIENDISH OLD MAN, wHO, wHOOPS, wASN'T FIENDISH, aND YOU LOVED HIM, sORRY, well thats good i guess i just wish... maybe you'd told me what happened when i was younger? i spent years wondering about it! when i was REALLY young, i was sure the doll sitting across from him did it and for a long time i was terrified of the evil blue girl!!! she sort of haunted my childhood and i had trouble sleeping for a long time but of course i got older and realized that was silly, but then i just speculated that maybe it was suicide which was just a really sad thing to think about!!! wOW, yEAH, i, tOTALLY BLEW THAT THEN, i GUESS i COULD STILL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN YOUR PAST, buuuut... even if you do, i dont remember you doing so! oH, tHEN i GUESS I WON'T, er ok :\ bUT YEAH, iRREGARDLESS, tHIS IS LIKELY TO BE EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING NOT TO STAND IN THE WAY ABOUT GOOD FEELINGS ABOUT MYSELF, ....... i MEAN, i SAW THAT YOUR LUSUS SAVED YOU ANYWAY, iN ADVANCE, aND, i JUST WANTED, tO MAKE IT POSSIBLE SO THAT i WAS THE ONE INVOLVED WITH BEING THE HERO THERE, tO SAVE YOU, lIKE, tO PUT MYSELF IN YOUR STORY, iN A BRAVE CAPACITY, bECAUSE, tHAT'S WHAT FEELING GOOD AND POSITIVE ABOUT YOURSELF IS ALL ABOUT,
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