Jade: Answer fairy god troll.
hEEEY, jADE, oh hi! i remember you, you talked to me a lot in my dreams yEAH, bUT NOW i'M TALKING TO YOU BEING AWAKE, bECAUSE, yOUR ROBOT CAN'T TYPE, bECAUSE IT HAD AN EXPLOSION, yup! thats because my dream self died pretty catastrophically! aW, nO, i'M DEFINITELY PRETTY SORRY TO HEAR THAT, thanks, but i think im ok i felt pretty shaken up at first though yES, i DID TOO, i SPENT SO LONG SLEEPING AND DREAMING AND PLAYING ON PROSPIT, tHAT BEING AWAKE WAS MADE TO FEEL WEIRD, aND i DIDN'T LIKE IT FOR A WHILE, yeah i have done a lot of sleeping myself :) oH, yES, i KNOW, bUT, i SAW YOU, yOU WERE AWAKE A LOT TOO, aFTER A CERTAIN MOMENT, i SPENT JUST ABOUT EVERY WAKING HOUR BEING ASLEEP, wow why did you sleep so much??? iT WAS JUST A BETTER WAY TO BE, mORE PEACEFUL AND FUN AND, i GUESS, tHERE WAS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED THAT WAS INCREDIBLY TERRIBLE, aND SAD, aND MADE ME FEEL TERRIBLE AND SAD AND SLEEPY, sO i SLEPT, a LOT, oh no what happened that was so terrible? i'D PREFER, tHAT THE THING i WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT NOT TURN INTO THAT TOPIC, ok sorry for prying! what did you want to talk about? i WANTED TO ASK YOU PERMISSION, i WOULD HAVE ASKED PERMISSION THE FIRST TIME, bUT AT THE TIME YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO GIVE IT, oR TALK OR ANYTHING, permission for what? tO COMMUNE WITH YOUR LUSUS, with bec? uh.... what do you mean by commune? and what do you mean the first time! you did it before? yEAH, iT MEANS TO TALK TO HIM, aND, sUGGEST HE DO SOMETHING WHICH IS GOOD, fOR HIM, aND ALSO FOR PEOPLE HE LIKES, ohhh like a psychic power?? yES, pretty sweet! when did you do it before? oH, vERY RECENTLY, pERSONALLY SPEAKING,
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